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Sarah is a cartoon character.  She has a pretty singing voice.  It's fun to be her friend and laugh with her.  You should try it out sometime.
 
Sarah is a cartoon character.  She has a pretty singing voice.  It's fun to be her friend and laugh with her.  You should try it out sometime.
  
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==The Worth Years==
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Sarah is guaranteed to hate your girlfriend.
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Sarah used to live in Worth, Illinois which is (like most towns in Illinois) not quite [[Chicago]]. Sarah began her training in Worth under the leadership of (now long lost) next-door neighbor Nick Tataroff.  Her early education included where to kick boys, how to ride a bike, getting hit in the stomach with a basketball, the care and keeping of exotic pets, and Zelda. Unfortunately,Worth was a bad neighborhood and all the neighbors liked the [[White Sox]], so her family moved her to [[Mendota]] in November, 1995.
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==The Mendota Years==
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On Friday, October 24, 2008, at approximately 8:13 PM, Sarah Colangelo went for $230.03 at the [[Kappa Kappa Gamma]] 2nd Annual Uganda Initiative Greek Date Auction, making her the highest earning individual Greek in the auction's history. The vagrant who made the winning bid was said to smell of turnips and new tires and was ranting about beating a one [[Timothy Lovett]].
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Sarah is not actually from [[Mendota]]; she is from a town outside of [[Mendota]] furthering her history of mediocritous living situations.  Sarah is actually from West Brooklyn, IL which is not in [[New York]].  It is in Illinois.  Other Knox students from [[Mendota]] are [[Matt King]].  That's it.  
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===Grade School and Middle School===
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Stalker [[Katie Johnston]] has stated, on the record, that she would pay for Sarah Colangelo to get surgery to become a man so that they could date and fall in love and then probably break up after a fight over their pet zebra, Xerxes Hemingway.
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Mendota was very good to Sarah.  She zipped through grade school and middle school as a fat girl with dogs and a thyroid problem.  She also read a lot of books about mice and magic.
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===High School===
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Currently, Sarah is the Senior Assistant Director of Admissions for Knox, having started in August of 2010.
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Sarah's high school life was quite fulfilling.  She was very active in the fine arts department and had to fend off many fans.  She was also senior prom queen and participated in the Sweet Corn Festival Corn Queen Paegent.  She wore a sash that said [[MOOSE]].
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===Career===
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[[Category:Class of 2010]]
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Sarah has worked at Woodhaven Lakes since Summer 2004.  Woodhaven Lakes is less of a campground and more of [[Yuppie Pleasure Dome]].  Sarah's position is Arts and Crafts Coordinator.  This means that she plays with paint and glue and kids all day.
 
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==Sarah At Knox==
 
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===Fast Facts===
 
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*[[Sarah Colangelo is a member of the [[Knox College Choir]].]] 
 
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*[[In 2007 she will live in the [[Jazz House]].]] 
 
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*[[Sarah will be an [[Orientation Leader]].]]
 
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*[[Sarah is the room mate of [[Meg Allen]].]]
 
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*[[Sarah does not believe in romantic [[love]].]]
 
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*[[Sarah is an only child.]]
 
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*[[Sarah would like to pledge [[TKE]], but is, unfortunately, not "a dude."]]
 
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*[[Sarah reads comic books.]]
 
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*[[Sarah eats everything.]]
 
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[[Category:Students]]
 
[[Category:Students]]
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[[Category:Staff]]
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[[Category:Alumni]]
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[[Category:Really Obscure People You've Probably Never Heard of Before]]

Latest revision as of 11:02, 8 April 2020

Sarah is a cartoon character. She has a pretty singing voice. It's fun to be her friend and laugh with her. You should try it out sometime.

Sarah is guaranteed to hate your girlfriend.

On Friday, October 24, 2008, at approximately 8:13 PM, Sarah Colangelo went for $230.03 at the Kappa Kappa Gamma 2nd Annual Uganda Initiative Greek Date Auction, making her the highest earning individual Greek in the auction's history. The vagrant who made the winning bid was said to smell of turnips and new tires and was ranting about beating a one Timothy Lovett.

Stalker Katie Johnston has stated, on the record, that she would pay for Sarah Colangelo to get surgery to become a man so that they could date and fall in love and then probably break up after a fight over their pet zebra, Xerxes Hemingway.

Currently, Sarah is the Senior Assistant Director of Admissions for Knox, having started in August of 2010.

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