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| − | [[Sarah Wallenfelsz|I've]] come to make an announcement: Jacob Bassett's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on [[Sarah Wallenfelsz|my]] [[Maggie Garrett|fucking wife]]. That's right. He took his frat bro fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on [[Sarah Wallenfelsz|my]] [[Maggie Garrett|FUCKING wife]], and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and [[Sarah Wallenfelsz|I]] said "that's disgusting". So [[Sarah Wallenfelsz|I'm]] making a callout post on his wikifire.org page. Jacob Bassett, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what [[Sarah Wallenfelsz|my]] dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked [[Maggie Garrett|my wife]], so guess what, I'm gonna fuck [[Sigma Nu]] House. That's right, this is what you get! [[Sarah Wallenfelsz|My]] SUPER LASER PISS! Except [[Sarah Wallenfelsz|I'm]] not gonna piss on [[Sigma Nu]] House. [[Sarah Wallenfelsz|I'm]] gonna go higher. I'm pissing on [[Knox College]]! How do you like that, [[Teresa Amott|T. AMOTT]]? I PISSED ON KNOX COLLEGE, [[Teresa Amott|YOU IDIOT]]! You have twenty-three hours before the piss droplets hit Knox College, now get out of [[Sarah | + | [[Sarah Wallenfelsz|I've]] come to make an announcement: Jacob Bassett's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on [[Sarah Wallenfelsz|my]] [[Maggie Garrett|fucking wife]]. That's right. He took his frat bro fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on [[Sarah Wallenfelsz|my]] [[Maggie Garrett|FUCKING wife]], and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and [[Sarah Wallenfelsz|I]] said "that's disgusting". So [[Sarah Wallenfelsz|I'm]] making a callout post on his wikifire.org page. Jacob Bassett, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what [[Sarah Wallenfelsz|my]] dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked [[Maggie Garrett|my wife]], so guess what, I'm gonna fuck [[Sigma Nu]] House. That's right, this is what you get! [[Sarah Wallenfelsz|My]] SUPER LASER PISS! Except [[Sarah Wallenfelsz|I'm]] not gonna piss on [[Sigma Nu]] House. [[Sarah Wallenfelsz|I'm]] gonna go higher. I'm pissing on [[Knox College]]! How do you like that, [[Teresa Amott|T. AMOTT]]? I PISSED ON KNOX COLLEGE, [[Teresa Amott|YOU IDIOT]]! You have twenty-three hours before the piss droplets hit Knox College, now get out of [[Sarah Wallenfelsz|my]] fucking sight before [[Sarah Wallenfelsz|I]] piss on you too! |
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Revision as of 13:01, 20 November 2020
I've come to make an announcement: Jacob Bassett's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his frat bro fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said "that's disgusting". So I'm making a callout post on his wikifire.org page. Jacob Bassett, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck Sigma Nu House. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on Sigma Nu House. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on Knox College! How do you like that, T. AMOTT? I PISSED ON KNOX COLLEGE, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss droplets hit Knox College, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
