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| − | [[Sarah Wallenfelsz|I've]] come to make an announcement: Jacob Bassett's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on [[Sarah Wallenfelsz|my]] [[Maggie Garrett|fucking wife]]. That's right. He took his frat bro fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on [[Sarah Wallenfelsz|my]] [[Maggie Garrett|FUCKING wife]], and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and [[Sarah Wallenfelsz|I]] said "that's disgusting". So [[Sarah Wallenfelsz|I'm]] making a callout post on his wikifire.org page. Jacob Bassett, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what [[Sarah Wallenfelsz|my]] dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked [[Maggie Garrett|my wife]], so guess what, I'm gonna fuck [[Sigma Nu]] House. That's right, this is what you get! [[Sarah Wallenfelsz|My]] SUPER LASER PISS! Except [[Sarah Wallenfelsz|I'm]] not gonna piss on [[Sigma Nu]] House. [[Sarah Wallenfelsz|I'm]] gonna go higher. I'm pissing on [[Knox College]]! How do you like that, [[Teresa Amott|T. AMOTT]]? I PISSED ON KNOX COLLEGE, [[Teresa Amott|YOU IDIOT]]! You have twenty-three hours before the piss droplets hit Knox College, now get out of [[Sarah wallenfelsz|my]] fucking sight before [[Sarah Wallenfelsz|I]] piss on you too!
| + | Jacob Bassett, you got a small [[Penis|dick]]. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. Fuck you you short ass, ugly ass, 1800s englishman sounding bitch. |
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Latest revision as of 18:53, 16 June 2024
Jacob Bassett, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. Fuck you you short ass, ugly ass, 1800s englishman sounding bitch.
