Difference between revisions of "Portugal paddington"
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- he's for some reason obsessed with gay people (hence the rumor: he's gay) | - he's for some reason obsessed with gay people (hence the rumor: he's gay) | ||
- watch out for this guy | - watch out for this guy | ||
| − | - dresses like Paddington the bear (insult to the actual | + | - dresses like Paddington the bear (insult to the actual Paddington. goated movie though) |
| − | - claims multiple women have slept with him. ( | + | - claims multiple women have slept with him. (it's a lie though) |
- incel (i guess???) | - incel (i guess???) | ||
- doesn't wear underwear under his soccer shorts DURING PRACTICE (like okay buddy, showing off for ur soccer boys i guess) | - doesn't wear underwear under his soccer shorts DURING PRACTICE (like okay buddy, showing off for ur soccer boys i guess) | ||
| − | - the reason the phrase "i choose the bear" exists (but NOT | + | - the reason the phrase "i choose the bear" exists (but NOT Paddington the bear) |
- once burned down an orphanage | - once burned down an orphanage | ||
| − | - all his soccer bros defend him (bunch of bench warmers too. but tbf, no one takes the soccer team | + | - all his soccer bros defend him (bunch of bench warmers too. but tbf, no one takes the soccer team seriously lmao) |
| + | - new nickname: Predator Portugal | ||
Revision as of 21:02, 27 February 2025
- campus creep fr - women are SCARED of him (not a flex buddy) - he's for some reason obsessed with gay people (hence the rumor: he's gay) - watch out for this guy - dresses like Paddington the bear (insult to the actual Paddington. goated movie though) - claims multiple women have slept with him. (it's a lie though) - incel (i guess???) - doesn't wear underwear under his soccer shorts DURING PRACTICE (like okay buddy, showing off for ur soccer boys i guess) - the reason the phrase "i choose the bear" exists (but NOT Paddington the bear) - once burned down an orphanage - all his soccer bros defend him (bunch of bench warmers too. but tbf, no one takes the soccer team seriously lmao) - new nickname: Predator Portugal
