Portugal paddington

• real name: Louis Magalhaes
• Portugal paddington aka Predator Paddington (cause it’s more fitting) is a soccer player from Portugal who is known for inspiring one of the greatest Knox YikYak days of all time
• also known for allegedly being racist, homophobic, transphobic, sexist, misogynistic, antisemitic, arrogant, uneducated, dumb, perverted, bitchless, a sexual harasser, and a campus creep
• women are SCARED of him (not a flex buddy)
• he's for some reason obsessed with gay people (hence the rumor: he's gay)
• dresses like Paddington the bear (insult to the actual Paddington. goated movie though)
• incel (i guess???)
• the reason the phrase "i choose the bear" exists (but NOT Paddington the bear)
• once burned down an orphanage
• all his soccer bros defend him, bunch of dick riders (and benchwarmers)
• with the amount of women who are scared of him and the amount of soccer boys defending him, he might as well date one of his soccer boys (edit: he posted a yikyak coming out as gay)
• watch out for this guy, he’s creepy and weird
• 23 and a sophomore in college
• saw him drink a cup of olive oil in the caf and I'm not even joking

The Beginning

"Hey, weird guy from Portugal who dresses like a fascist Paddington-- I know you hate gays because they keep fucking your parents but I am straight and I fuck them too."

An anonymous (obviously) YikYak user made the initial post on February 27, 2025. It was removed afterwards not because it was downvoted but likely because of the presence of the word "fascist." The same YikYak user came back to make another post complaining about the removal of the post. After this, YikYak became overrun with posts about Portuguese Paddington (the name change came later this night).

That Night

That night, photos of Paddington were posted around the school in almost every building, including the door to the Caf. Paddington himself was present at dinner this night, and he allegedly taped a picture of Paddington to himself and people cheered. This led the original poster-- and many others-- to note that they were not laughing with Paddington, but laughing at him because of aforementioned phobias and sexual assault allegations.