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| + | - Portugal paddington aka Predator Paddington (cause it’s more fitting) was some soccer guy from Portugal who was known for being a sexual harasser. He tries to go along with the nickname “Portugal paddington” but everyone knows he’s butthurt about it | ||
- campus creep fr | - campus creep fr | ||
- women are SCARED of him (not a flex buddy) | - women are SCARED of him (not a flex buddy) | ||
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- once burned down an orphanage | - once burned down an orphanage | ||
- all his soccer bros defend him (bunch of bench warmers too. but tbf, no one takes the soccer team seriously lmao) | - all his soccer bros defend him (bunch of bench warmers too. but tbf, no one takes the soccer team seriously lmao) | ||
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Revision as of 23:11, 27 February 2025
- Portugal paddington aka Predator Paddington (cause it’s more fitting) was some soccer guy from Portugal who was known for being a sexual harasser. He tries to go along with the nickname “Portugal paddington” but everyone knows he’s butthurt about it - campus creep fr - women are SCARED of him (not a flex buddy) - he's for some reason obsessed with gay people (hence the rumor: he's gay) - watch out for this guy - dresses like Paddington the bear (insult to the actual Paddington. goated movie though) - claims multiple women have slept with him. (it's a lie though) - incel (i guess???) - doesn't wear underwear under his soccer shorts DURING PRACTICE (like okay buddy, showing off for ur soccer boys i guess) - the reason the phrase "i choose the bear" exists (but NOT Paddington the bear) - once burned down an orphanage - all his soccer bros defend him (bunch of bench warmers too. but tbf, no one takes the soccer team seriously lmao)
