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-Welcome to the '''Knox Survival Guide''', your portal to necessary information about "making it" at [[Knox College]]. Some of this you will learn during [[Freshman Orientation]]. Some of it you won't.
-==Overview==
-It would perhaps be most useful to get some basic bearing on where you are and why you are there, and who all these people are around you.  It's good to be a quick study.
-To start off with the most painfully obvious, [[Knox]] is a small [[liberal arts college]] located in [[Western Illinois]], which is part of the [[Midwest]].  There are 1351 [[students]]. <ref>[http://www.knox.edu/x700.xml Knox Fast Facts]</ref>  And you are stuck here for what may seem like an extraordinarily long time, about as long as a [[President of the United States of America|presidential administration]].  Added to them are several dozen members of the [[faculty]] and a number of [[staff]], both [[Administration|administrative]] and rank-and-file.  The town of [[Galesburg]] is home to 33,000 [[people]] and a fluctuating number of [[train]]s.  The trains will undoubtedly be one of the first things you notice, and you will notice them several times an hour for several months, until you don't even notice them anymore.  You know how they say that people can learn to live with anything?  That is [[the Knox Experience]].  Apparently it was [[Copy Editor|copy-edited]] out of the [[admission]] brochures.
-This article makes much reference to cardinal directions to place items of interest.  For those of you used to [[Denver|mountains]] and [[Chicago|city skylines]] as reference points, just remember that [[Old Main]] faces north, towards [[downtown]] Galesburg.
-==Your Fellow Students==
-===Origin===
-Of the 1351 students at Knox, maybe half come from the state of [[Illinois]].  The bulk of those come from [[Chicago]] and its various [[suburb]]s (mostly the [[Outside of Chicago|suburbs]]).  Generally, when meeting a person, you may as well cut to the chase and ask them what Chicago suburb they're from to save time.  Those of you not from Chicago will soon learn the names and relative locations of all the suburbs.  According to the [[The official Knox website|Knox website]], 14.1% of students live within 100 miles of Knox.  This includes a number of Galesburg natives and [[non-traditional student]]s with Galesburg residency, as well as students from [[Peoria]], the [[Quad Cities]], and the [[farm]]s and [[small town]]s of western Illinois and eastern [[Iowa]].  The rest of the Illinois students come from places like [[Rockford]], [[Carbondale]], and other regions of northern, southern, and central Illinois.  The local and non-Chicago Illinois students seem to comprise a remarkably large percentage of [[athlete]]s and possibly the majority of [[Beta]]s.
-Beyond this, there are numerous students from surrounding states: [[Wisconsin]], [[Iowa]], and [[Missouri]] are the primary contributors.  After Chicago, [[St. Louis]] and [[Kansas City]] may be the best-represented cities at Knox.  There are a number of students from rural areas of these states as well.
-Outside of the four-state area, the majority of American-resident students are from various sizeable cities.  While for the more local students academic or athletic reputation was a significant consideration, for the rest [[financial aid]] often took precedence.  Distant but well-represented cities at Knox include [[Denver]], [[Albuquerque]], and [[Portland, Oregon|Portland]] ([[Oregon]]).  Beyond the seven states so far mentioned, there are thirty-nine more currently sending students to Knox.  These students are sad and all alone in the world.  Comfort them.  Instruct them in the relative fashionableness of Chicagoland's area codes.
-We mustn't forget also the substantial set of [[international student]]s coming to Knox.  These students have come looking for an American [[education]], and are on the whole able to pay for it.  Some question might be asked as to why they would choose, out of hundreds of schools, Knox, but as Knox has made a special effort to attract international students one can make some assumptions.  Generally, the largest sources of international students seem to be tropical western [[Africa]] (especially [[Ghana]] and [[Nigeria]]), [[South Asia]] (especially [[Nepal]]), [[Southeast Asia]] (especially [[Vietnam]]), and eastern [[Asia]] (especially [[South Korea]] and [[Japan]]).  There are several students from [[Europe]], and one combination student and graduate [[teaching assistant]] from [[Germany]] each year.  Many of the European students, as well as some of the others, are children of American diplomats or businesspeople.
-Knox is said to be very [[diversity|diverse]].  If the American experience in diversity is a salad bowl, then we have thirty-eight [[major|types of dressing]] available.  You are most likely a piece of iceberg lettuce, with a more than 50% chance of having been torn off a lettuce head named Chicago.  Be proud.
-===Academics===
-Knox touts its distinction as the best liberal arts college in [[Illinois]], a state that, to be fair, has a fairly weak history in the liberal arts.  After all, the [[Chicago|City of Big Shoulders]], which back in Knox's time was a relatively uncultured creep of Midwestern industrial growth and centralization, required a meat-and-potatoes sort of higher education system, and there were certainly plenty of well-established schools [[East Coast|further east]] for nancy English majors.  Knox has, however, done fairly well for itself, placing somewhere in the seventies each year on the ''[[U.S. News and World Report]]'' rankings.  It often garners good ratings in the [[Princeton Review]], and is a perennial favorite of the book ''[[Colleges That Change Lives]]''.  Knox is quick to note whatever accolades it receives, and you can find them quoted [http://www.knox.edu/x703.xml here].
-Quantitatively, 67% of Knox students were in the top quarter of their [[high school]] class, and 32% graduated in the top tenth.  The middle of 50 percent of the [[ACT]] Composite score is 25-30; for the [[SAT]] (out of 1600), 1120-1360.  Knox does not require the ACT or SAT anymore.  This is because we are innovative.  Remember this.  We made [[Abraham Lincoln]], too, as far as we're concerned.
-These statistics, while good, aren't quite as impressive as some of the more famous schools – indeed, while many in [[Illinois]] or [[Missouri]] have heard of Knox, if you utter the name in [[California]] [http://knox.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2202235148 then people will think you're going to school in Tennessee].  You will soon learn, if you have not already, that the official name of Knox outside of the Midwest is "Knox College, a small liberal arts school in western Illinois (not near Chicago)."
-On the whole, the basic demographic at Knox is good students, with moderate achievements, generally with either a high personal concern either for community or a pressing practical concern for money.  A larger than usual percentage are students whose work in high school was perhaps tempered by other concerns, usually social but sometimes associated with being batshit crazy.  A fair number of intelligent underachievers add to the mix as well. To be fair, Knox, while selective, is not ''that'' selective.
-===Social===
-As just mentioned, students often think much of social matters, and as the middle students of high school who, perhaps, existed without some firm sort of group identification, the social scene at Knox is quite involved.  It is made the more so given Knox's small size and isolation: just as water boils faster in a covered, confined space, Knox's [[drama]] percolates up all the time.  The wide availability of drugs and alcohol doesn't help anybody calm down, either.  For [[Anso]] majors, it can be quite the opportunity for some ad-hoc fieldwork, but of course few of them can resist being involved themselves.
-On the whole, Knox's drama appears to be more intricate than that at many other schools.  And, as everybody pretty much knows everybody with at most two degrees of separation, and sees them once or twice a day, there are a lot of opportunities from social intercourse.  This is the sense of community of a small school, but also one of its strangest phenomena.  The [[rumor mill]] is especially large, and it is not unheard of for [[faculty]] to get entangled in it as well (they, apparently, need their [[sex]] too).  Attempts have been made to catalogue the [[The Web|network of romantic and sexual relationships]] on campus, but the complexity and rapid changes have gotten the better of them.
-====The Greek System====
-For first-years especially, the social scene is largely centered on the [[Greek]] system.  After the first year, those who do join a Greek organization keep more within that organization and those that do not join any will coalesce their own social channels, but until then there is significant room for maneuver.  The [[fraternity|fraternities]] are most prominent on the party scene, because they have residential houses.  The [[sorority|sororities]] only have nonresidential houses, so they don't hold as many parties, instead attending the fraternity parties.  The sororities are also larger and contain a larger variety of people within them than do the men's fraternities, making their identity somewhat more difficult to define.  [[Rush|Recruitment]] for these organizations begins in [[Winter Term]].
-[[Tau Kappa Epsilon]] (TKE, pronounced like the wood teak) is an early favorite, as they offer free [[beer]] for the [[fall term]] to draw in students.  Their intentions for doing this are debatable, and speculation has ranged from innocuous meet-and-greet to part of a plan to take control of [[Student Senate]] (at which, in whatever case, they are generally fairly successful, although not as much thus far for the [[2007-2008]] school year).  Their house is located on [[South Street|South St.]], nest to the [[Wilson House]].
-[[Beta Theta Pi]] (Beta) focuses primarily on attracting [[football]] players and other athletes.  Their house is on South St. between [[TKE]] and [[Alumni Hall]].
-Phi Gamma Delta (FIJI) attracts a lot of baseball players, a significant number of African international students, and sundry others.  Their house is on the southwest corner of [[Cedar Street|Cedar]] and [[Tompkins Street|Tompkins]] streets.
-[[Sigma Nu]] (SNu) caters largely to the less obviously fraternity-material students (the geek contingent), and tend to be as focused on [[video games]] or [[theatre]] as on anything else.  Their house is located on [[West Street|West St.]], near the [[Service Ramp]] in the [[Quads]].  That house is technically temporary, as it has been for about forty years (see also [[Alumni Hall]])
-[[Sigma Chi]], the newest fraternity (and, thus far, sadly lacking in a whimsical abbreviation) grew out of the [[Ultimate Frisbee]] team.  Its members are fond of [[nudity]].  Their house used to be a very prominent [[crackhouse]] until the occupants were arrested and one fraternity member's family purchased the house, remodeled it, and gave it to the school.  It is located on the southwest corner of [[West Street|West]] and [[Knox Street|Knox]] streets.
-[[Delta Delta Delta]] (Tri-Delt) is one of the sororities.  They maintain their Lodge on [[Academy Street|Academy St.]], behind [[SMC]]. They mostly hang out with the football players at [[Beta]] and wear heels.
-[[Pi Beta Phi]] (Pi Phi) also maintains a house (the Bungalow) on Academy, just north of the Tri-Delt Lodge.  This fraternity has somewhat more activists and dedicated [[feminist]]s than Tri-Delt, and are known on campus for being down to earth.
-[[Kappa Kappa Gamma]] (Kappa) is the newest sorority on campus (formerly, they were [[TSO]] colony, and they are at least loosely associated with the [[O2C]] girls of the [[2004-2005]] school year).  They do not, as yet, have a house.
-[[ATP]] is a sorority colony on campus.  Originally branded as the female [[SNu]], they have backed away from that identity, although their social ties to SNu are various and unmistakable.
-====Suites====
-The other major locus of social organization is the [[suite]] system.  Upperclassmen generally [[Housing Lottery|get to pick with whom they are living]], if they have any preference in the matter, but [[first-year]]s are simply thrown together based on survey answers.  Given the pressure-cooker social atmosphere, few people end up living with their first-year roommates, for instance, for any additional time.  Some first-year suites end up becoming destinations, and others are simply bedrooms.  Some suites have perennial reputations, [[Seymour 3B]] being the most infamous.  Each freshman suite or group of suites comes with a Knox-issue [[Resident Advisor]] (RA), who will range in quality and willingness to overlook suite members' [[Drinking|actions]] and [[Marijuana|possessions]].
-==Your Room==
-First-years are housed in [[residence hall]]s, usually two to a room.  Students may request a [[single]], but it costs several hundred dollars.  Generally demand is too low to fill them with paying students, so some first-years will be thrown into them at no cost.  First-year singles are located in [[Five-Name]].  There are also one or two triples in [[Seymour Hall]].  Sometimes, due to dropouts, roommate moves, or the like, one might end up living alone in a standard room.  This is called a [[double-single]].
-===Seymour Hall===
-[[Seymour Hall]] houses about 80 [[boy|male]] first-years.  There is one suite on the second floor of Seymour on the north side of the building ([[Seymour 2]]), and two suites on the third floor: [[Seymour 3A]] above Seymour 2, and [[Seymour 3B]] perpendicular to 3A, over the [[Oak Room]].  The suites are accessible by a spiral staircase above the [[Grab-n-Go Cart]] between the [[Campus Life Office]] and [[Founders]], and by the stairwell on the west side of Seymour, which leads down to the section of Seymour basement with the [[mailroom]] and the [[bookstore]].  These suites are the least secure on campus, as they are in a building that is open 24 hours a day, and the doors to them are usually propped (although [[Campus Safety]] unprops them on its rounds).  The rooms are large, if not particularly nice looking.  The closets are large enough to fit the [[Dorm furniture|standard-issue dresser]] in them.  There is a single common area for all three suites, at the eastern end of 3A; it is hardly ever used, and usually is cannibalized for its furniture.  There are [[vending machine]]s on the third floor.  [[Laundry]] facilities are in each of the bathrooms, of which there is one on each floor.  The roof of Seymour is accessible from windows in the bathroom and several of the rooms, but fines for being out there can be significant if caught.
-Seymour suites have unparalleled easy access to campus, as they are right upstairs from the eateries, the [[Founders|main computer lab]], and the mailroom.  On winter days, one need not leave the building except for [[class]].  These suites are generally the least well-kept of all on campus, and the suites often incur high repair fees at the end of the year for their various drunken indiscretions.  3B is perennially the worst of the three in this sense, and has a long history of [[alcohol]] and [[drugs]] beyond the normal levels.  The squalor is part of the ambience.  Those with a heightened sense of [[hygiene]] will find life in Seymour to be [[Phantom Shitter|very hard on them]].
-===Post Hall===
-First-year [[Post]] is an [[girl|all-female]] area of six [[suite]]s, with about 100 girls.  These suites are on the north side of the building, along [[West St.]]; there are also four upperclass suites in the east wing of the building, and upperclassmen living in [[Post Basement]] (the rooms of which were installed to alleviate [[overcrowding]] during the 2006-2007 school year) and may be fondly referred to as [[Post Dungeon]].  [[Kitchen]]s and [[laundry]] rooms are available in the basements, and the [[C-Store]] convenience store is in [[Post Lobby]], along with a big-screen TV (generally controlled by the [[Gaming Information Network]] or other video-game players).  There are stairwells between each suite
-Each suite is two stories tall, with a common area on the lower floor, an internal staircase to the balcony, and two small bathrooms on each floor.  Each suite has 16 to 18 students, making for a very small bathroom-to-student ratio – Post suites are likely the cleanest on campus.  They also have very nice views of campus, with the huge suite window.  Then again, this makes it very easy for [[Campus Safety]] to break up unregistered [[parties]].  Post suites are numbered from one to ten: Post 1 is the lower northernmost suite, Post 2 the suite above it, and so on, to Post 10, the upper-level suite farthest out on the east wing.  Only Post 1-6 hold first-years.
-===Sellew-Raub===
-[[Sellew-Raub]] is located in the [[Quads]], and is largely made up of first-year housing, although the amount of upperclass housing changes from year to year.  It runs east-west, between [[Five-Name]] and [[Four-Name]].  The [[Service Ramp]] is at its western end.  There are six suites on three floors, each with 10 to 12 students.  On each floor, one suite is Raub and one Sellew.  As with Seymour, these are designated by floor (e.g. [[Raub 2]], [[Sellew 1]]).  There is a common area in each suite, and one bathroom separated in two parts for each floor.  Sellew and Raub each have a stairwell.  [[Laundry]] facilities are available in the basement, but no [[kitchen]].  Sellew-Raub is co-ed by floor.  It is typical Quads and pretty unremarkable.
-===Conger-Neal===
-[[Conger-Neal]] is pretty much the same as Sellew-Raub, and is located along [[West St.]] north of the [[Service Ramp]].  Most of the occupants are upperclassmen, but usually at least one suite is made over to first-years.  The [[Conger-Neal basement]], reminiscent of the infamous velociraptor scene in Jurassic Park, is the third-scariest on campus, after [[Aux Gym]] and [[GDH]].
-===Five-Name===
-[[Five-Name]] is the large L-shaped building rounding the northeast corner of [[West Street|West]] and [[Knox Street|Knox]] streets.  It contains five suites.  [[Campbell]] and [[Elder]] are the two suites of the north wing, and [[Neifert]] and [[Sherwin]] are on the east wing.  [[Furrow]] is in the bend, and houses primarily upperclassmen.  The basements also have a few rooms, but these are usually given to upperclassmen as well, although many believe them to be the worst housing on campus.  The basements are not linked.  Each wing essentially has a double suite on each floor, with a shared hallway separated by a door that is usually open, and bathrooms at either end.  The building is co-ed.  There is a combination kitchen/laundry room in [[Neifert Basement]], along with the [[Roger Taylor Lounge]].  If the [[Student Health Center]] is ever built, it will sit on the outside corner of the building; until then it is the [[Counseling Center]].  Five-Name suites are numbered by floor, starting in the basement (Neifert or Elder 1, although usually they are referred to as Neifert or [[Elder Basement]], with the actual first floor being numbered 2, and so forth).  Five-Name is far away from everything.
-===I-House===
-If you are an [[international student]], you may end up in the [[International House]], which this year will be entirely first-years due to problems with the [[2006-2007]] occupants.  It is a [[house]].  Congratulations.
-==The Campus==
-Knox strives for a parklike setting.  It used to strive for a tree-lined sort of parklike, and then [[Dutch Elm Disease]] happened, so now it strives to evoke more of a [[prairie]] thing.  In the summer and early fall it is very green, what with the well-kept lawns.  The small nature patch east of the quads is what the land used to look like.  One can imagine that in the future, when deer become sentient and take over the world, there will be a small patch of manicured lawn west of the quads at Deer-Knox (undoubtedly refounded by gazelle-slavery abolitionists) that will be visited by [[Anthropology and Sociology|Human Studies]] classes.
-On the northeast quarter of campus are most of the academic buildings on campus.  [[Old Main]] is the old one, with the [[belltower]].  [[Seymour Hall]] is the one with all the stuff in it, in the center.  You eat at it.  [[GDH]], the [[Aux Gym]], and the [[Old Jail]] are around, along with administrative buildings outside of the campus proper.  [[Alumni Hall]] is the one that doesn't even have stairs to its doors.  To the west is the gray building that looks kind of like a scale model of itself, which is [[Seymour Library]] (not to be confused with Seymour Hall – [[Knox]] may have few wealthy [[alumni]], but those it has are sometimes suitably generous).  [[TKE]] and [[Beta]], as well as the [[Wilson House]], are nearby.  North of [[South St.]] are the [[apartments]], which are home mostly to seniors and some juniors, as well as the [[Naked House]] and the [[Jazz House]].  West of South [[West St.]] (confusing?  Just wait) is [[SMC]], the large building that suggests a swastika, and behind that the [[sorority]] houses, another house, and the [[Human Rights Center]].  On the eastern side of the campus is [[CFA]], and in the southeast corner the [[Memorial Gym]].  The [[Quads]] are essentially the southwest corner, including the [[Old Quads]] ([[Four-Name]], [[Conger-Neal]], etc.) and the [[New Quads]] ([[Five-Name]]).  [[Post Hall]] is just north of these, and a number of campus houses, including [[I-House]], the [[Old Phi Delt House]], [[SNu]], [[Sigma Chi]], and [[Yellow House]] are strung out along [[West St.]] from [[Berrien St.]] on the north end to [[First St.]] at the southern end.  The [[Steam Pipe Network]] connects many of the campus buildings.  Here, look at a [http://www.knox.edu/prebuilt/PDFs/Campus_map.pdf map of campus].
-[[Elevator]]s on campus are about as common as [[Republican]]s in [[Chicago]] city government (see?  Even if you're not from Chicago you pick up fast on these things).  ''[[BLADU]]'', the now-defunct humor magazine, had a feature in its early years called "This Month's Event that Disabled Students Can't Attend" or something to that effect.  If you're wheelchair-bound, you might have done well to visit first.
-===Old Main===
-Knox's signature building.  It's on the letterhead.  The school makes a big deal about it being the only remaining site of the [[Lincoln-Douglas debates]].  [[Abraham Lincoln]] climbed through a window to get to the debating platform – He'd "been through college," he said.  You may have sat in [[Lincoln Chair|his chair]] as a [[prospie]].  If Knox knew exactly where he had walked while on campus, they would surely mark it off as the Lincoln Trail, litter it with interpretive signage, and all but worship it.  More prosaically, as it were, it holds the [[English Department|English]] and [[Philosophy Department|Philosophy]] departments, as well as some key administrative offices on the first floor, including the office of the [[Dean of the College]], the [[President's Office]], the [[Business Office]], the [[Office of Student Development]], the [[Dean of Students]], and so on.  Major meeting rooms in Old Main are the [[Alumni Room]] (if you can't have a hall you might as well get part of one) on the first floor in the northwest corner, and the [[Common Room]] along the southern side of the second floor.
-===Alumni Hall===
-Alumni Hall is kind of like a classic car – it's old, and really beautiful, but it's been neglected for forty years.  [[Knox College|Its owner]] always talks about restoring it, but doesn't have the [[endowment|balls]] to do it any time soon, so the car rusts out on the [[South Street|driveway]], looking pretty stupid to anybody who drives by.  At some point the owner goes and asks [[James Kilts|his friend]], the former CEO of Gillette, who once landed his helicopter in the owner's backyard, whether he would be willing to give him several million dollars to restore the car and name it James Kilts Alumni Classic Car, to which this lugubrious CEO, already glorified to no end in the owner's [[admission]] brochures, will reply, "I don't do buildings."  And here the analogy falls apart.
-If you ever get a chance to go inside (usually when the [[Trustees]] come – the open it up to try to get them to feel bad and give money), go. It's very nice.  Otherwise, it stands empty, and glows sodium-orange at night. For those daring at heart, if you are lucky to find Alumni Hall unlocked, be sure to enter only under the protection of nightfall, but escape before the timer turns on said lights.
-===Seymour Union===
-Where to begin?
-[[Seymour Union]], also known as Seymour Hall, has three floors and a basement.  The second and third floors are entirely all-male [[residence hall]].  If the right doors and windows are open, sometimes [[marijuana]] smoke wafts down to the first floor.  On the first floor are three different eatery options.  Along the south side of the building is the [[Hard Knox Café]], known as The Caf, the buffet-style option, and the most well-used (if not the most popular) one on campus.  Just north of it is the [[Oak Room]], which is single-pass and has less variety but is often better quality.  Across the hall from the Caf is the [[Gizmo]], the snack bar/fast food sort of place, which is open all day and is a major gathering spot.  Next to it just outside the building is the [[Gizmo Patio]], which is very popular for [[drama|socializing]] and [[studying]] in warmer weather and [[smoking]] even in the winter.  The windowed hallway from the Caf and Gizmo past the Oak Room to the north side of the building is known as the [[Gallery]].  This is where [[tabling]] happens.  Often the school will bring traveling merchants in the Gallery to hawk their wares, most notably the [[poster sale]], the book fair, and most often a woman who sells clothes and woven items.
-The Gallery ends and a new perpendicular hallway takes its place for the north side of the building.  The northeast corner of Seymour is taken up with [[Founders]], the main [[computer lab]].  It has mostly [[Windows]] computers (but a few [[Mac]]s), as well as a tricked-out laser printer.  It is open 23 ½ hours a day (closed from 5-5:30 AM for computer maintenance).  Across the hall from Founders is the [[Campus Life Office]], where [[Craig Southern]] (the housing guy) and [[Cindy Wickliffe]] (the campus events organization lady, and the sender of campuswide [[e-mail]]s that you're not supposed to respond to) work.  The building foyer on the north side also has [[change machine]]s and an [[ATM]].  The change machines are broken almost as often as not.  You will get used to it.  Be nice to the Gizmo people, because if you are they might give you change even though they're not supposed to.
-Further west along the hall is the [[Carl Sandburg Study Lounge]], which is basically the only study lounge open 24 hours a day.  It is especially popular with [[international student]]s.  Next to that is the [[Publications Office]], where staff for ''[[The Knox Student]]'' and ''[[Catch]]'' work.  A hallway branches off to the west stairwell, which heads toward the [[mailroom]], and after that there is [[Ferris Lounge]] and the [[Lincoln Room]], which are sometimes used for meetings, a number of smaller rooms off a hallway, and [[Steve Farris]]' office (Steve is the Director of [[Dining Services]]).  The [[Loading Dock]] is on the west side of the building, and receives shipments for Dining Services.  The Dining Services office is accessible only from outside the building, just west of the Caf.
-There are actually three separate basements in Seymour, at least as far as student accessibility is concerned.  Students can only get into two, unless they work for Dining Services, which uses the third section for storage.  One section, on the northwest side of the building, contains the mailroom and [[bookstore]].  The other section is accessible from a stairwell near the Gizmo.  At the landing there is the [[Union Board]] office, and some other [[club]] office space.  At the bottom are two bathrooms, the [[Student Senate]] office, and [[Wallace Lounge]].  Currently, Wallace Lounge is largely off-limits due to [[Winter 2007 flood|flooding last winter]], and there are plans to put another eatery down there.  The left side, which has windows, is/was the game room, and had some pool and ping pong tables, the equipment for which was usually broken.  The windowless right side used to be a bowling alley, but more recently has been an unpleasant lounge area that few used.  At the back of Wallace Lounge is the old ''[[BLADU]]'' office, which is now used by the [[Free Store]].  This is the only public building open 24 hours a day.
-===Seymour Library===
-[[Seymour Library]] is in the top 2% of [[college]] libraries nationwide, they say.  However, they don't quote this rank like they do for ranks associated with [[financial aid]] or the [[WVKC|radio station]], so it's a little suspect.  All in all, however, it's a lovely library for a school of this size.  Jobs at the library are among the most coveted on campus.  It contains the main copy machines for public use, a number of [[computer]]s (including laptops you can check out at the front desk), and a few dozen or so books, too.  The study carrels are numerous and generally fairly quiet, although may of the red swivel chairs squeak horribly.  The catalog is online, and accessible [http://library.knox.edu here].  You can check out movies too – the VHS library is larger, but they continually acquire new DVDs for [[professor]]s' class needs.  The [[Special Collections and Archives]] room has a lot of very interesting old things.  The major meeting areas in the library are the [[Muelder Reading Room]] (much, much better known as the Red Room, because of the red carpet), and a number of smaller rooms arrayed next to it, including the [[Bookfellows Room]], [[Finley Room]], and [[Cassidy Room]].  On the third floor above this area are [[Honors office]]s, for seniors who are doing an [[Honors Project]].  On the first floor, the study room at the east side of the building arrayed with glass-block windows is often referred to as the [[Fishbowl]].
-[[Reserves]] for classes are available at the front desk.  Smaller reserves are in manila envelopes and listed by a file number, which you have to look up in the catalog.  The rest are by call number.  There are also open reserves, which are located on the first floor, between the periodicals and the DVD shelf.  There is only one bathroom in the entire building, off the foyer.  There are two stairwells, one at the front and the other at the back, running just to the right of the Fishbowl.
-If you want science books, those are available at the [[Kresge Library]] in [[SMC]] (another donation behemoth, that Kresge was).  There is also a [[Music Library]] in [[CFA]].
-===SMC===
-Officially known as the [[Sharvy G. Umbeck Science and Mathematics Center]], it is called SMC because many of Knox's benefactors (in this case a former college president) do not have pretty-sounding names.  We can't all be Seymours or Kresges, after all.  It contains offices and classrooms for all the sciences, including [[psychology]], [[mathematics]], and [[computer science]].  Its basement is creepy, and contains the [[Computer Center]] and two computer labs, [[Stellyes]] and [[Caterpillar]].  The [[Office of Advancement]] is located in the E wing.  The [[Kresge Science-Mathematics Library]] is in the center of the second floor.  The building has four wings, lettered B through E, with the core being A.  The A-wing contains two large lecture pits seating over 100, one of which is the meeting place for [[Student Senate]].  There are six stairwells, two in the core and four on the edge of each wing.
-SMC is not really shaped like a swastika, but it kind of looks like it.  Perhaps they will make additions.
-===GDH===
-Officially known as [[George Davis Hall]], this was the science building before SMC was built in 1970, and currently houses a number of [[Academic Department|department]]s, including all the social sciences, [[Department of Modern Languages and Literatures|modern languages]], and [[Educational Studies Department|Educational Studies]].  The radio station, [[WVKC]], is located on the fourth floor, accessed from the eastern stairwell.  It contains the [[Centel]] computer lab on the first floor, which contains special workstations for use with foreign language instruction.  The basement is the second scariest on campus, although it is sometimes locked.  There is a 19th-century X-ray machine down there.
-===Old Jail===
-The [[Old Jail]], just east of [[GDH]], contains faculty offices.  It also holds the [[Lincoln Studies Center]] and the [[Underground Railroad Freedom Station]], as well as an actual [[jail]] in the back.  The jail is multilevel and quite impressive.
-===CFA===
-Officially known as [[Ford Center for the Fine Arts]].  This holds the [[Art Department|Art]], [[Theatre and Dance Department|Theatre and Dance]], and [[Music Department|Music]] departments.  The main venue is the [[Harbach Theatre]], which is the [[mainstage]] for theatre productions and is across the lobby corridor from the [[Office of Admission]].  [[Kresge Recital Hall]] is used more often for speakers and musical performances, and for [[First-Year Orientation]].  It's on the south side of the main lobby.  In the basement by the eastern stairwell is the [[Studio Theatre]], used for smaller, usually [[student]]-directed, shows.  The south wing of CFA is the [[music]] wing, and contains offices, recital halls, practice rooms, and the [[Music Library]] on the second floor.  On the north side of the lobby is the main art exhibition space, around an obviously curved wall.  Inside this wall is the [[Round Room]], which would be the coolest room on campus if the seating weren't quite as unnecessarily cramped.  The [[Office of Financial Aid]] sits above the Office of Admission on the second floor.
-===Memorial Gym===
-The [[Memorial Gym]] holds most of the important athletic facilities on campus.  It is tucked behind [[CFA]] and the [[track]].  Inside is a [[basketball]] court on the first floor.  In the basement there is a woefully small [[natatorium]] (pool).  This used to be easy to break into, but then they changed the lock.  On the second floor there are offices for low-seniority faculty, as well as the headquarters of the [[Black Studies Program]].  The new-looking, floor-to-ceiling windowed section is the [[E. & L. Andrew Fitness Center]].
-Some other facilities, specifically for dance, are located in the [[Auxiliary Gym]], between [[CFA]] and [[GDH]].
-===Other Places on Campus===
-In addition to the buildings described above, there are numerous other, smaller places on campus that are worth noting.
-In terms of classroom and meeting space, there are several other areas.  One, the [[Compass Room]], is a meeting and class room located on the second floor in the center of the [[Townhouses]], which are upperclass housing on the northeast corner of [[South Street|South]] and [[Cedar Street|Cedar]] streets.  On class schedules it will show up as 251E in reference to the building's address, 251 South West St., and the letter E as coming after Townhouses [[Townhouse A|A]] through [[Townhouse D|D]].  It has a [[kitchen]].  Another, the [[Wilson House]], is sometimes used for [[class]]es, and is located next to [[TKE]].  It also has a kitchen.  There is also the [[Center for Intercultural Life]], a small house adjoined to [[Simonds Hall]] (part of [[Four-Name]]).  The [[Center for Teaching and Learning]] is used for tutoring and other functions, and is on [[West St.]], south of the parking lot.
-Major named lawns include the [[South Lawn]] (south of [[Old Main]]) and [[Post Lawn]] (between [[Post]] and [[Seymour]]).  There are [[Meridian Tennis Courts|tennis courts]] just east of the [[Quad]]s, and a track east of those.  On the other side of [[Knox St.]] there is a [[soccer field]] and the [[Knox Bowl]], a [[football]] field with a manmade hill all around it.  There is a hole cut in the chain-link fence that [[Campus Safety]] allows to remain unrepaired.  [[Pot]] smoking and sledding are popular Knox Bowl activities.  Getting caught in there incurs reference to the [[Office of Student Development]].
-The [[Campus Safety]] Office is located on [[Prairie St.]], near [[Berrien St.]]  You pick up and drop off your keys there, although you generally do not need to during First-Year Orientation.
-The main convenience store for campus is the 24-hour [[Quick Sam's Convenience Convenient]] (seriously, that's what the sign says) at the corner of [[South Street|South]] and [[Academy Street|Academy]].  Unlike the [[C-Store]], they sell cigarettes and alcohol.
-==Faculty==
-The [[faculty]] are probably the best thing going at [[Knox]].  Many of Knox's professors are recent [[Ph.D.]] graduates who teach at Knox for a few years before moving to greener pastures, but the [[tenure]]d faculty are none the worse for staying (perhaps, in fact, they are better for it).  Those who do stay are generally extremely committed to the teaching-college niche of Knox, as well as the slightly odd nature of the Knox and Galesburg community.  Some of them just really like the house they bought, and/or don't want to sell it at a loss in [[Galesburg]]'s anemic real estate market.  Students have a lot of contact with professors generally; some too little, some [[sex|too much]].
-A lot of Knox's professors are married to each other, which is another reason they get tenure.  Some of them are obvious, like [[Robin Metz]] and [[Elizabeth Carlin-Metz]], or the [[Fineberg]]s.  Some of them are less so, like [[Nancy Eberhardt]] and [[Steve Cohn]].  You probably shouldn't badmouth one to the other.
-Generally, professors get fired if they meet two criteria:
-* They have sex with students
-* They buy students [[alcohol]]
-Sometimes a reprieve is granted for extremely popular professors.  This is all unofficial, of course.
-The overwhelming majority of students get invited to a professor's house at least once.  Knox ensures this by having the first-year advisors invite their advisees over for dinner during [[First-year Orientation]].  [[Nick Regiacorte|Nick]] and [[Sunshine Regiacorte]] serve really good pasta.  Some of the other professors can't cook and do [[Joy Garden|takeout]] or something.  But it's the thought that counts, and now when the [[Office of Admission]] recalculates the number for the admission brochures you'll have to say that you went to a professor's house once.
-==Staff==
-Knox has some wonderful [[staff]].  Sadly, most people miss the chance to meet many of them, except for those with whom they have [[campus employment]].
-==Administration==
-This well-meaning group of people keeps [[Knox]] on an even keel, charting a course toward [[financial impregnability]], as [[President of the College|President]] Roger Taylor might say.  Members of the administrative offices are part of the staff.
-There are five main departments at Knox, each headed by a Vice President.
-===Roger and Anne Taylor===
-[[Roger Taylor]] is the college president.  He used to be a lawyer for [[Kirkland & Ellis LLP]], in [[Chicago]].  He likes to introduce himself as an [[alum]], only for it to eventually dawn on you that he is the president.  This is because Knox is humble and down-home.  He may help you move your things in during [[orientation]].  During [[Commencement]], he pronounces 2007 as twenty-oh-seven.  He is very concerned about [[financial impregnability|financial birth control]], and uses many techniques, including the [[Endowment|pill]], the [[Natatorium|withdrawal method]], and the messy [[Alumni Hall|partial-birth abortion]].  He likes to tell [[When Roger Met Anne|the story about how he met his wife Anne]] whenever he is within fifteen feet of a podium.  If you visited Knox as a [[prospie]], you might have been met by Roger as the tour group stopped outside of his office.  This was not an accident; he has the tour guides talk louder so he knows to come out and say hi and prove to you that Knox is humble and down-home.  Sometimes he will eat in the [[Caf]] and sit down by random students to make conversation.  It's a little [[awkward]].
-[[Anne Taylor]] is Roger's wife.  She is also an attorney, and is special counsel for the college.  She is no friend of [[Flunk Day]], for the multifarious liability issues.  She makes sure Roger remembers people's names.  She and Roger live at [[Ingersoll House]].  A few special functions, such as [[Mortarboard]] induction, might get you a chance to go in.
-===Office of Admission===
-Maybe you remember them?  The [[Office of Admission]] is headed by [[Vice President for Admission and Enrollment]] [[Paul Steenis]].  You won't have much to do with the Office of Admission proper as a [[student]], but you will likely have dealings with the [[Office of Financial Aid]], under Director [[Terry Jackson]].  They send you a financial aid package, and help you out with student loans and so on (getting them, not paying for them).
-===Office of Advancement===
-Headed by [[Vice President of Advancement]] [[Beverly Holmes]], the [[Office of Advancement]] is comprised of the [[Office of Alumni Relations]] and the [[Development Office]] (not to be confused with the [[Office of Student Development]]).  Their main concern is getting people, especially [[alumni]], to give the school [[money]], because we are [[endowment|poor]] and that course toward financial impregnability won't chart itself.  If you wanted a rich school, transfer to bourgeois [[Grinnell]].
-===Office of Academic Affairs===
-The [[Office of Academic Affairs]] is run by [[Larry Breitborde]], [[Vice President for Academic Affairs]] and [[Dean of the College]].  [[Steve Bailey]] is the [[Associate Dean of the College]], with whom you are likely to have more contact; Dean Bailey is a good person to know, as he can help you with problems large and small, academic and personal.  This office is in charge of the [[faculty]] and most academic resources on campus, including the [[Library|libraries]], the [[Computer Center]], the [[Registrar]], [[Athletics]], the [[Lincoln Studies Center]], and various special programs including [[Honors]], the [[Ford Fellowship]], and the [[McNair Program]].  It also oversees all [[Faculty Advisor]]s, who help you pick classes.  The [[Honor Code]] and [[Honor Board]] are considered parts of this Office.
-====Registrar====
-The [[Office of the Registrar]] is part of the Office of Academic Affairs.  The Registrar is responsible for transcripts and grade reporting, and maintains your [[Educational Development Report]] (EDR).  The Registrar's website, accessible [http://www.knox.edu/registrar.xml here], also has the most recent copy of the [[Knox College Catalog]], and the [[Academic Calendar]] for this and past years.  The Registrar is responsible for class location assignments and class placement as well, and their system is what advisors log into to sign you up for classes.
-The current Registrar is [[Kevin Hastings]], although Knox is looking to hire a full-time Registrar so that he can go back to full-time teaching.  [[Karen Benedict]] is the office manager; your e-mails about class assignments and [[closeout]]s will come from her.
-====Computer Center====
-They are in charge of [[computer]]s, including both students' computers and the [[computer lab]]s.  They also administrate the Knox servers, which include your [[e-mail]] account, [[webmail]], [[home account]] (where you can store files you work on in computer labs on the server), and the wireless and wired [[Internet]] connections.  The [[Computer Help Desk]] is also part of the Center.  They maintain a lot of information about how to connect to the network at Knox.  They also have a package of antivirus software that you're supposedly required to use.  Their website is [http://www.knox.edu/computercenter.xml here].  [[Steve Jones]] runs this department.
-===Office of Student Development===
-The [[Office of Student Development]] is run by [[Xavier Romano]], [[Vice President for Student Development]] and [[Dean of Students]].  Xavier likes bow ties, and he probably thinks you're okay too.  Xavier controls a [[Xavier Romano's Slush Fund|slush fund]], which he uses to help develop students, but which is sufficiently large and unaccounted-for that it could be developing his retirement villa in [[Costa Rica]].  Xavier also sends out the e-mail announcing when [[Flunk Day]] season begins, and when it is in fact Flunk Day.  [[Debbie Southern]] is the [[Associate Dean for Student Development]], and is in charge of [[Orientation]] and judicial affairs; when [[Campus Safety]] refers you to the Office of Student Development, you make an appointment with her to have your [[consequences|wrist slapped]].  This Office controls primarily nonacademic student affairs, the exception being the [[Center for Teaching and Learning]].  Other subordinate departments include the [[Campus Life Office]], the [[Conduct Council]], the [[Grievance Panel]], the [[Center for Career and Pre-Professional Development]], the [[Center for Community Service]], the [[Center for Intercultural Life]] (which is in charge of advising international students), the [[Counseling Center]], [[Health Services]] (which it outsources), and the [[TRIO Achievement Program]] for low-income students.  They work with faculty committees such as the [[Student Life Committee]].
-====Campus Life====
-The [[Campus Life Office]], headed by [[Craig Southern]] (Debbie Southern's husband), is in charge of [[housing]] and [[student activities]].  It decides where you will live as a first-year, and it controls the [[Housing Lottery]] for returning students each [[Spring Term]].  It also plans student activities and events, working with [[Union Board]].  If you need to change rooms or register a [[party]], this is your go-to office.  [[Cindy Wickliffe]], the secretary, coordinates a lot of campus events, so chances are signups for them will be at her desk.  She is also the contact person for [[club]]s who need their [[copy card]] or information on their budgets.  She will send you a lot of e-mails.  Do not hit reply.
-====Center For Teaching and Learning====
-The [[CTL]] is run by [[Steve Hall]], and is in charge of [[tutoring]] services.  They organize weekly tutoring sessions in the [[Red Room]], and provide other services in that capacity.  They also directly administrate the [[TRIO program]].  The CTL is located in a house along [[West St.]]
-====Conduct Council====
-The [[Conduct Council]] is the catch-all disciplinary tribunal for students and student organizations – all cases, except those involving academic dishonesty, discrimination, and sexual misconduct, are directed here.  They operate by the rules of their constitution, accessible [http://www.knox.edu/x12121.xml here].  They are able to [[expel]] you.  If you are cited with an [[alcohol violation]] which you do not admit to (and usually you did do it), you will be brought before the Conduct Council.  They won't expel you for that, though – a $40 fine is standard.
-====Grievance Panel====
-The [[Grievance Panel]] is convened to hear cases of sexual harassment, discrimination, and sexual misconduct, such as [[rape]].  Since Knox prefers to keep its public reporting requirements down to one rape every other year, it can be difficult to get a good conviction, and in general the Grievance Panel process is convoluted and difficult to use.  Their constitution is available [http://www.knox.edu/x12122.xml here].
-===Office of Business, Finance, and Administrative Services===
-This department contains the various support services of the college and is run by [[Tom Axtell]], [[Vice President for Finance and Administrative Services]], and [[College Treasurer]].  Tom Axtell and the finance people calculate [[tuition]] and other fees, and process the money.  [[Fundraising]] and the [[endowment]] are the province of the Office of Advancement.  Within the Office's voluminous ranks are the [[Business Office]], [[Purchasing]], [[Human Resources]] (for the faculty), [[Postal Services]], the [[Bookstore]], [[Facilities Services]], [[Dining Services]], and [[Campus Safety]].
-====Business Office====
-They're the ones you send [[tuition]] to.  If you don't pay it on time, [[Penny Young]] will be breathing down your neck.  If you're always late she will know your name, and this is a bad thing.  If she knows your name, it means she doesn't like you.  The Business Office also handles disbursement of checks for [[campus employment]].  They will desperately want you to sign up for [[Direct Deposit]].
-====Postal Services====
-The [[mailroom]], basically.  [[Neill Unger]] is in charge here.  They also have the keys to [[Copy Services]].
-====Bookstore====
-Knox's [[bookstore]] is small but determined.  They have a wide array of Knox apparel, and some choice books that nobody has ever bought ever, including 50,000 copies of ''[[Colleges That Change Lives]]''.  They carry textbooks for [[class]]es, although often the prices are unfathomably high.
-====Facilities Services====
-[[Facilities Services|The custodians and maintenance folks]].  They clean your bathroom and take out your garbage, so be nice to them ([[KARES]] handles your [[recycling]] for the time being).  They will [[Bed lofting|loft your bed]] if you put in a [[work order]], and they also do various building upkeep and some remodeling work.  [[Scott Maust]] heads this department.  He likes it when people make tracks in the [[snow]], because then he can see where he needs to build new sidewalks.
-====Dining Services====
-[[Dining Services]] includes all dining facilities on the Knox campus and their employees.  [[Steve Farris]] is the director.  Unlike many other colleges, Dining Services is not outsourced (some time ago, [[Sodexho]] had the contract).  The employees have a union and are fairly well-paid for food service workers.  The food quality may not be fantastic, but you'll get over it.  Actually, you probably won't, but you should.  Shut up and eat a [[breakfast bagel]].
-====Campus Safety====
-[[Campus Safety]] is the Knox security force.  [[John Schlaf]], the former [[Galesburg]] [[Galesburg Police Department|Chief of Police]], heads the department.  Although Campus Safety is nominally meant to enforce the law, the college philosophy is to focus on safety instead of the legal [[drinking]] age.  Nonetheless, if they see [[beer|it]], they will usually confiscate it.
-==Galesburg==
-[[Galesburg]] is a city of 33,000 people.  Galesburg was founded along with Knox by abolitionists.  Later on, it became a major [[railroad]] hub, and at one point had one of the largest [[railyards]] in [[North America]].  It was also the first yard to use hump-sorting, which is basically putting cars up on a hill and letting them roll where they're supposed to go.  The railyards are currently owned by [[Burlington Northern Santa Fe]].  Rail emanates from Galesburg in several different directions, and as such two transcontinental passenger trains, the [[California Zephyr]] and the [[Southwest Chief]], serve Galesburg.  The main railroad line runs just along the edge of Knox; the [[Memorial Gym]] is visible from the train when coming in from the west.
-Due to the railroad activity, Galesburg has a dozen sides of the tracks, all of them wrong.  Some of them are less wrong than others, though.  The least wrong one is the area where most professors live, north of downtown Galesburg past [[Water St.]], along [[Cherry St.]] and environs.  Numerous railroad crossings make commutes in Galesburg unpredictable.
-Knox College occupies a position just south of downtown, separating [[downtown]] from Galesburg's [[Meth Lab District]] on the south and west sides of the school.
-===Vitals===
-Galesburg's ZIP code is 61401.  The area code is 309.  Galesburg is part of the 17th district of Illinois for the [[U.S.]] House.  It is the county seat of [[Knox County]].
-In 2000, Galesburg's population was 33,706.  The median per capita income in 2000 was $17,214, the median household income was $31,987.  The median house value was about $65,400.  This was previous to the [[Maytag]] closure, so all these numbers have undoubtedly decreased.
-===Climate===
-Galesburg is characterized by warm, humid [[summer]]s and cold, somewhat drier [[winter]]s.  In the early [[fall]], late [[spring]], and summer, it will be very difficult to live without [[air conditioning]], but most [[residence hall]]s do not offer it.  Heating is available using [[radiator]]s.  [[Snow]]fall is significant, but there generally are not more than two or three storms a year that bring sufficient snow for sledding.  [[Ice storm]]s are fairly common.
-'''Table of Temperature Averages, 1971-2000 (in degrees Fahrenheit)'''
-{|
-|''Element'' || ''Jan'' || ''Feb'' || ''Mar'' || ''Apr'' || ''May'' || ''Jun'' || ''Jul'' || ''Aug'' || ''Sep'' || ''Oct'' || ''Nov'' || ''Dec'' || ''Annual''
-|-
-| ''High'' || 29.0 || 35.1 || 47.9 || 61.2 || 72.5 || 81.4 || 84.5 || 81.9 || 74.7 || 62.7 || 46.7 || 33.4 || 59.3
-|-
-| ''Low'' || 13.5 || 19.2 || 29.4 || 40.2 || 51.4 || 60.8 || 65.3 || 63.2 || 54.7 || 42.9 || 30.8 || 19.2 || 40.9
-|-
-| ''Mean'' || 21.3 || 27.2 || 38.7 || 50.7 || 62.0 || 71.1 || 74.9 || 72.6 || 64.7 || 52.8 || 38.8 || 26.3 || 50.1
-|-
-| ''HDD'' || 1356 || 1059 || 817 || 434 || 176 || 17 || 5 || 17 || 92 || 386 || 788 || 1200 || 6347
-|-
-| ''CDD'' || 0 || 0 || 0 || 5 || 81 || 200 || 312 || 252 || 83 || 8 || 0 || 0 || 941
-|}
-''NOTE: HDD and CDD are Heating and Cooling Degree Days, the number of degrees the air must be heated or cooled to reach a base temperature of 65 degrees Fahrenheit.''
-'''Table of Rainfall Precipitation Averages, 1971-2000 (in inches)'''
-{|
-|''Element'' || ''Jan'' || ''Feb'' || ''Mar'' || ''Apr'' || ''May'' || ''Jun'' || ''Jul'' || ''Aug'' || ''Sep'' || ''Oct'' || ''Nov'' || ''Dec'' || ''Annual''
-|-
-|''Prec.'' || 1.41 || 1.55 || 2.84 || 3.81 || 3.97 || 4.18 || 4.37 || 4.07 || 3.50 || 2.52 || 2.72 || 2.28 || 37.22
-|}
-'''Table of Snowfall Precipitation Averages, 1971-2000 (in inches)'''
-{|
-|''Element'' || ''Jan'' || ''Feb'' || ''Mar'' || ''Apr'' || ''May'' || ''Jun'' || ''Jul'' || ''Aug'' || ''Sep'' || ''Oct'' || ''Nov'' || ''Dec'' || ''Annual''
-|-
-|''Snow'' || 8.3 || 5.2 || 2.8 || 1.5 || 0.0 || 0.0 || 0.0 || 0.0 || 0.0 || 0.1 || 1.8 || 5.8 || 25.5
-|}
-''Climate data obtained from the Illinois State Climatologist Office's State Water Survey, accessible [http://www.sws.uiuc.edu/atmos/statecli/Summary/Illinois.htm here].''
-===Address System===
-Galesburg, like many cities, is organized on a grid system, with address numbers radiating out from a central zero point.  In Galesburg, that zero point is the [[Public Square]] roundabout at the intersection of [[Main Street|Main]] and [[Broad Street|Broad]] streets.  Main runs east-west, and Broad runs north-south.  Cardinal directions are used on most street names to distinguish between north and south or east and west addresses (for instance, [[Old Main]]'s address is 2 East [[South St.]], which places it just east of Broad St. along South St.).  This leads to inadvertently funny street combinations, like the intersection of South [[West Street|West]] and West South streets.
-===Background===
-Galesburg has long been a railroad town.  It also used to have a large [[Maytag]] refrigerator plant.  That plant was the area's largest employer, until the Maytag company decided to pack up the profitable Galesburg plant and move it to [[Reynosa, Mexico]].  Decisions like this ultimately destabilized Maytag, and now the brand is owned by Whirlpool.  There is little love for Maytag in Galesburg; one organization bought one of the last Galesburg Maytag refrigerators and a sledgehammer and held a $2 a whack fundraiser.  They raised a lot of money.  Since then the economy has been flagging – a number of the stores [[downtown]] have closed, and some people have left the area.  Many have gone to school to retrain for other work, flooding the nursing market, for instance.  Some [[Non-traditional student|attended Knox for a few years]].  Other Maytag employees have ended up working at Knox, including a substantial number in [[Dining Services]].
-While Maytag is the most recent and the touchstone example, it is one in a long string of setbacks for Galesburg, including the withdrawal of the [[Galesburg Mental Health Center]], the [[Gale Products Manufacturing Division]] of Outboard Marine Corp., and others, resulting in the loss of nearly 8000 good-paying union jobs.
-Galesburg has also been hit with [[methamphetamines]], which for many is now a popular pastime.  The town has been working at getting on its feet, attempting to use its railroad proximity to attract [[China|Chinese]] investors, with some success.  Still, the area's largest employer is [[Farmland Foods]], a pig slaughterhouse in [[Monmouth]].  [[Burlington Northern Santa Fe]], Knox, and the local community college, [[Carl Sandburg College]], are major employers as well.
-Galesburg will soon be home to the [[Railroad Hall of Fame]].  It is also the site of [[Railroad Days]] and the national [[Stearman Fly-In]].
-===Downtown Galesburg===
-Downtown Galesburg is, more or less, the area bordered by [[South St.]] to the south, [[North St.]] to the north, [[West St.]] to the west, and [[Seminary St.]] to the east.  The entirety is within easy walking distance of the college.
-Seminary St. is the restored old-timey city center.  A developer came in and paved the street with brick, and put $1000 a month apartments on the upper floors of the shops, apparently thinking that he was in Martha's Vineyard at the time.  It is nonetheless a nice area, if sometimes a little upmarket for college students.  Strung along Seminary are [[Innkeeper's Coffee]], [[Cornucopia]] (a miniature Trader Joe's sort of natural foods place), [[Uncle Billy's Bakery]] (connected to Cornucopia – the spinach bread is the single best thing about Galesburg), [[Chez Willy's]] (as haute cuisine as Galesburg will ever get, but rather expensive), [[The Landmark]] (not quite as formal, a little less expensive, and also very good – try the lobster bisque), [[The Packinghouse]] (a steakhouse, just off Seminary on [[Mulberry St.]]), the [[Seminary St. Pub]], a [[wine bar]] on the street behind Seminary ([[Chambers St.]]), and the Amtrak station.
-[[Cherry St.]] is three blocks east of Seminary, and is the locus of the [[Local bars|bar scene]], with [[McGillacuddy's]] (which is where [[Jazz Night]] is held on Thursdays, open to all ages), [[Cherry Street Bar and Grill]], [[GP's Lounge]], and [[Duffy's]].
-[[Main St.]] also has a number of destinations.  Along Main you will find the [[Dollar General]] thrift store, [[Joy Garden]] Chinese takeout and delivery, most of the banks including a [[Wells Fargo]] and an [[Associated Bank]], and the [[Broadview]].  In terms of bars there is [[Crappy's]], [[La Mesa]], and [[Big John's Silver Dollar Saloon]].
-Other popular places downtown include [[Pizza House]] and [[Kaldi's]] (both on [[Simmons St.]]).  The [[Knox County Couthouse]] is an old-looking building with a tower, located at Cherry and South streets.  The local congressman, [[Phil Hare]], has his district office near Broad and Water streets.  The tallest building in Galesburg is the fifteen-story round brick building at the corner of Simmons and [[Cedar Street|Cedar]] streets.  It holds old people.  The [[Knox County Jail]] and the offices of the [[Register-Mail]] newspaper are located on [[Prairie St.]], between Simmons St. and [[Tompkins St.]]
-Many of Knox's off-campus students live in the downtown area.  Examples include the [[Dude Ranch]], [[Graveyard House]], and the [[Yellow Apartments]].
-===North Henderson Street===
-The other major shopping district in Galesburg is the area around North [[Henderson Street]] and [[Carl Sandburg Drive]].  This is the more typical big-box [[suburb]]an shopping area, and generally you have to access it by car.  It features the [[Carl Sandburg Mall]], which is basically a [[Sears]], [[K-Mart]], [[JC Penney]], and [[Bergner's]] with a few shops in the hallways between them.  A [[Hy-Vee]] grocery store and a [[Wal-Mart]] are next to each other on Henderson, and there is a [[Target]] just west of Henderson on Carl Sandburg.  The [[YMCA]] and the [[Kerasotes 8]] movie theater are further along Carl Sandburg, near the intersection with [[Fremont St.]]  There is a [[Staples]] on [[National Blvd.]], but the turnoff is confusing and half the time you'll end up on [[Highway 34]], so it's easier to head to the [[Lowe's]] parking lot off Carl Sandburg east of Henderson, and cut through there.  Further south on Henderson, there is a sex shop, [[Romantix]], located at the intersection of Henderson and [[Losey Street|Losey]] streets.  There is also a standalone [[Hy-Vee Wine and Spirits]] on Henderson, and an [[Econofoods]].  There are several restaurants along the road, including [[Old Peking]], [[New China Buffet]], the [[Rib Shack]], [[Perkins]], [[La Gondola]], and fast food restaurants like [[Taco Bell]] and [[Arby's]].
-===Meth Lab District===
-This is one of the sketchier areas of Galesburg, and, lucky for us, it borders Knox on the south and west.  [[Sigma Chi]]'s house, for instance, used to be a [[crackhouse]], and directly behind it there was a [[meth lab]] that was torn down.  The [[Monmouth Blvd.]] area just off the northwest corner of campus is a major hotspot, and [[Quick Sam's]] is a major gathering point for a host of strange people.  The [[Galesburg Police Department|police]] make an appearance several times a week, at least.
-===Eastern Galesburg===
-The area east of the [[BNSF]] mainline is less traveled by Knox students, but has some useful resources.  The popular Mexican restaurant [[Jalisco's]], an [[Econofoods]], and another [[Hy-Vee]] (with an attached [[Hy-Vee Wine and Spirits]]), are all on [[Main St.]]  The [[Carl Sandburg]] birthplace is a favorite for nighttime pilgrimages, and is located at the corner of [[Third Street|Third]] and [[Kellogg Street|Kellogg]] streets, accessible from the [[Third Street Overpass]].
-===North Cherry Street===
-[[Cherry St.]] north of downtown has some of Galesburg's nicest houses, and thus most of the professors live in this area.  [[Cottage Hospital]], the main hospital for students, is located at the corner of Kellogg and Losey streets.
-===Outside of Town===
-[[Lake Storey]] is a lake north of [[Highway 34]] off of Henderson St.  It has a playground and some boat rides, and a nice park.  You can't really swim in the thing though.
-The [[Hill Correctional Center]] is Galesburg's lovely prison.  It is located on the southwest edge of town, on N [[Linwood Road]].
-Next to the prison is the old [[Maytag]] plant, off of [[Monmouth Blvd.]]
-==ID Cards and Faces==
-All Knox students receive an [[ID card]].  The ID card contains the [[student]]'s name, photograph, ID number, date of birth, and the card's expiration date (one week after the expected date of graduation).  The ID card is grey, and the photograph is generally ugly.  The cards are not particularly durable, and even after less than one year the lamination will peel, the photograph will fade (and none too soon), and and card body may even start to crack.  Some student punch holes in their cards so they can be put on keyrings, but this greatly reduces the life of the card.  The back of the card has a magnetic strip for use in swiping [[meals]] and using [[Dining Dollars]] and [[Flex Dollars]].  There are plans to integrate card-swipe entry for [[residence hall]] doors, but as yet there are none with this feature.
-ID cards are made in the [[Dining Services]] office, which is accessed from outside of [[Seymour]] just west of the [[Caf]].  [[Orientation]] groups are assigned to go together to get their ID photos taken, but it is easy enough to go before the scheduled trips start and get it done with no wait at all.
-The photograph taken for your ID photo also ends up on [[Faces]], the student directory.  It also ends up on your [[EDR]] and on the attendance sheets for every [[class]] you ever take.  That photograph will haunt you until you [[graduate]].
-Lost ID card replacement costs $15.  If you want your picture retaken, and the new picture promulgated to Faces and everywhere else, it will set you back $25.
-Your ID number will show up on your ID card as nine digits, but only the last six digits are your real ID number.  This number is useful for all sorts of things, so it's good to memorize it.  You can find out the ID numbers of other people by going into Faces – the photograph filenames are the ID numbers.  This is useful during [[Housing Lottery]].
-==Meals and Eating==
-This section deals with your meal plan and dining options.
-===Meal Plan===
-Nearly all Knox students are required to purchase a [[meal plan]], which makes up the [[board]] costs of [[tuition]].  A few exceptions are made for students living [[off-campus]] and those with real or faked medical problems.  If you're desperate to get off board, a note from your doctor to [[Steve Farris]] will do it, although they will not be pleased.  Acid reflux disease is a pretty good excuse.  A gluten allergy is even better.  If you are unfortunately bereft of these afflictions, then "fake it till you make it," as it were, and get your family doctor to lie for you.
-For everyone else, there are five meal plans, all of which cost $1020 per [[term]], or $3060 per year.
-{|
-| || '''Meals/Term''' || '''Guest Meals''' || '''Dining Dollars''' || '''Price Per Meal'''
-|-
-|'''Premier 200''' || 200 || 20 || $75 || $4.73
-|-
-|'''Premier 150''' || 150 || 15 || $150 || $5.80
-|-
-|'''Premier 125''' || 125 || 12 || $190 || $6.64
-|-
-|'''Premier 100''' || 100 || 10 || $225 || $7.95
-|-
-|'''Premier 75''' || 75 || 7 || $265 || $10.07
-|}
-Meals are counted in swipes, and are redeemable at the [[Caf]] and the [[Oak Room]] as one swipe per meal.  One can also use them at the [[Grab-n-Go]] locations, where each food item has a point value, and 10 points equals one swipe.
-Guest meals are like meals, but they cannot be used on you.  They can be used for visitors, or for fellow students who have lost their cards.
-[[Dining Dollars]] are basically debit cash.  They are redeemable only at the [[Gizmo]] and the [[C-Store]], and one Dining Dollar is equal to one [[U.S.]] dollar.
-[[Flex Dollars]], which are not mentioned in the table above, can be optionally added to your card in various increments.  They can be used at the Gizmo and the C-Store as well, although Dining Dollars are more common, so if you use Flex Dollars you need to specify that to the cashier.  Flex Dollars may also be used on college [[copy machine]]s.
-Keep in mind that meals and dining dollars are not transferable, and they do not roll over to the next term, so don't get the plan with 200 meals if you aren't going to use them.  Many students with a huge overage of meals like to buy large amounts of [[soda]] at the Grab-n-Go near the end of each term, but the Grab-n-Go workers quickly tire of this.
-===Dining Options===
-The daily and weekly menus can be found at [http://www.knox.edu/x5640.xml Knox Today].
-====The Hard Knox Café (The Caf)====
-This is the main eating area, featuring varyingly mediocre buffet-style food with a mid-80s hospital ambience.  The offerings change daily, although there are a number of mainstays.  There are a number of [[vegetarian]] options, although [[vegan]]s will be somewhat more limited.
-=====Breakfast=====
-The Caf offers a small [[breakfast]] on most mornings, including a [[Breakfast Grab-n-Go]], a limited omelette bar, and some small variety of breakfast food, including a wide variety of cereals.  [[Sunday brunch]] is much more extensive, as it is basically lunch, and offers breakfast staples such as pancakes and the omelette bar along with Sunday brunch specials like chicken strips and tortellini.
-From Monday to Saturday breakfast is offered from 7:30-10:00AM.  Sunday brunch is available from 10:00AM to 2:00PM.
-=====Lunch=====
-At [[lunch]] there is a larger variety of food, including pasta, a salad bar, soup, a hamburger grill, pizza, and a sandwich bar, plus offerings that change from day to day.  There is a toaster oven available.  Dessert options, including ice cream, a baked special, and cereal are also available.
-Lunch is available from 11:00AM to 2:00PM.  Sunday brunch is 10:00AM to 2:00PM.
-=====Dinner=====
-[[Dinner]] features the same offerings as lunch, except that the sandwich bar is reduced in size to make way for the [[wok station]], which is sort of a miniature Mongolian BBQ thing.  Sometimes there is a [[personal pizza bar]] instead.
-Dinner is available from 4:30PM to 7:30PM, seven days a week.
-====Oak Room====
-The [[Oak Room]] is located right next to the Caf.  The atmosphere and the food in the Oak Room are somewhat better, generally, but the Oak Room only offers a small menu each day, and is single-pass instead of buffet, so it is much less popular.  It has ample seating, and is quieter than the Caf.  Students getting food at the Oak Room can have their hand stamped for re-entry to the Caf, where they can take their food and have access to the Caf's buffet as well.
-The Oak Room is open for lunch Monday through Friday from 11:00AM to 1:30PM, and for dinner Monday through Thursday from 5:00PM to 7:00PM.  It is closed on weekends, in part so that local high schools can hold their proms there.
-====Gizmo====
-The [[Gizmo]] is a snack bar and short-order grill, open all day.  Its offerings include soft drinks, coffee, a sub bar, grilled items such as hamburgers and chicken sandwiches, various breakfast items, [[bagel pizza|bagel]] and personal pizzas, and a daily special available during lunchtime.  It is most famous for its [[breakfast bagel]].
-The Gizmo is open on Monday through Thursday from 10:00AM to 1:00AM.  On Friday and Saturday it is open from 10:00AM to 12:00AM.  On Sunday it is open from 2:00PM to 1:00AM.  Lunch specials are available while the other eateries are serving lunch.  The sub bar generally closes two hours before the Gizmo closes, and the grill closes a half hour before closing.
-====Grab-n-Go====
-The [[Grab-n-Go]] is a quick bagged lunch for people who are in too much of a hurry to go to the Gizmo, but not in enough hurry to skip a long line.  It offers a daily-changing selection of sandwiches, sides, and drinks.  There is one Grab-n-Go in [[Seymour Hall]], and another is planned for [[Post Lobby]].
-====Outpost====
-Don't call it the Outpost, call it the [[C-Store]].  It offers the widest range of drinks on campus, as well as condiments, microwave food, ice, chips, some basic groceries and hygiene products, prophylactics, and over-the-counter medicines.  It does not sell [[alcohol]] or [[tobacco]].  The prices and selection are sometimes better at [[Quick Sam's]], and the hours are certainly longer.
-The C-Store is open Monday through Friday from 8:30AM to 11:00PM, and Saturday and Sunday from 12:00PM to 10:00PM.
-==Advisors and Picking Classes==
-Each [[student]], upon matriculation, is assigned their very own [[advisor]], whom they share with some number of other [[first-year]]s, as well as three classes' worth of other students.  [[Professor]]s who are in their first year of teaching at Knox are not permitted to take on advisees.  For first-years the professor assignment is random, since your [[major]] has not been declared; once your major is declared you have one advisor of your choice (and their consent) for each major, although most people generally decide on one as their primary advisor for picking [[class]]es.
-During [[First-Year Orientation]], as mentioned before, professors are supposed to invite incoming students over for dinner in order to pad the [[admission]] brochures, give [[Dining Services]] some grace time to get their act together, and to a lesser extent to get to know them and have them get to know each other.
-Classes are picked in an advisor's office, by appointments – most advisors have sign-ups posted on their doors for each [[pre-enrollment]] period.  At the appointment, there may be some discussion of your academic track and so on, based on whatever your circumstances are.  If you haven't yet done so, they may start urging you to figure out your major or work on your [[Educational Development Plan]].  The professor reviews your [[EDR]], and then ultimately you are allowed to pick classes, which usually you have pre-selected using the [[class schedule]] mailed to you (either to home for incoming first-years or to your campus mailbox for all other terms).  The professor enters your selections into the computer, and undertakes (or not, as the case may be) to give "instructor permission" or override prerequisites.
-If a chosen class is nearly full, they may encourage students with less seniority to take something else.  After the pre-enrollment period, the numbers are totaled up, and after setting aside spaces for the sign-ups who have to have the class, they perform a lottery for everyone else.  This is intended to keep it fair between early and late sign-ups; however, since advisors can see the current totals, you're more likely to get placed in your top choices, at least at first, if you sign up early.
-==Campus Employment==
-Most [[campus employment]] opportunities are offered with prejudice to students who have [[work-study]] allotments as part of their [[Financial Aid]] package.  Some programs allow non-work-study students to sign up several weeks into the term, if there is any space remaining, and some of the less formal ones don't necessarily care as much one way or the other.
-Work-study allotments can be for up to ten hours a week, which, under the $7.50 minimum wage in effect for 2007-2008, amounts to about $2250 for the year.  You actually pay to the school the entirety of the allotment as part of the [[tuition]] checks; the actual work-study done is then "reimbursed" to you through paychecks.  The caveat here is that few students will get paychecks amounting to the full amount.  The income, after all, may be taxable.  Also, there is a shortage of work-study positions on campus (at the very least, while there is a mathematical equality, the actual difficulties of holding multiple work-study jobs to fill smaller voids lead to some amount of de facto campus unemployment or underemployment).
-For incoming first-years there is a [[job fair]] held in [[CFA]].  Those who don't get offers from that may have to go around to specific places and ask (this is how it's done for everyone else).  The [[Dining Services]] office, where your [[ID card]] was made, is where signups are for all Dining Services positions.
-Student employee positions are of three types: monitors (for instance in the computer labs), service employees (for instance in Dining Services), and office-ish work ([[libraries]], [[publication]] [[editor]]s, and sundry departments).
-Generally, the least desirable positions are considered to be those in Dining Services and [[Facilities Services]].  The most desirable positions are library jobs and some of the office work, most of which is only available to returning students who have a rapport with the particular office.  Facilities and Dining positions aren't necessarily bad, however, and some students have opted to work in the same position for several years at a time.  Dining Services is also first-come, first-serve, and does not offer advantage based on seniority.  The [[Gizmo]] used to run its schedule separately and did give weight to seniority, but then Dining Services stole it.  The other big advantage to Dining Services work is that it offers a $100 bonus beyond one's work-study allotment for students who work 90% of their scheduled shifts.
-Many positions must tabulate their hours using [[KRONOS]], the employment computer system.  Some Dining Services employees only have to swipe their ID card in and out.  Some of the office positions have tallying by hand, or are basically salaried for a particular number of hours regardless of what is worked.
-===Off-Campus===
-Some students choose to work off-campus.  Some places employing students are [[Innkeeper's]], [[Kaldi's]], [[Chez Willy's]], and [[Cornucopia]].  Those with cars and a lot of time may commute to Peoria or the Quad Cities to work.
-==Honor Code==
-The [[Honor Code]] is Knox's policy of academic honesty.  It was adopted in 1951.  Many students have learned all about the principles of academic honesty in [[high school]]; some haven't; some haven't and think they have.  All students, regardless of prior instruction in the matter, should thoroughly read the Honor Code booklet, which is sent to all first-years by mail.  Knox considers all students as having read and agreed to it by matriculating, and thus students will be held fully liable for failure to comply with the Honor Code.  A PDF copy of the pamphlet is available [http://www.knox.edu/prebuilt/PDFs/HonorBooklet.pdf here].
-The Honor Code basically says that the school trusts students not to cheat, but if they do the school will pull no punches.  As part of the trust component, professors are not supposed to monitor students during exams, and students are allowed to take exams anywhere in the building (except bathrooms and other nonpublic areas).  However, students are expected to report suspicious behavior to the [[Honor Board]], and professors are required to – they are not allowed to deal with cases of alleged academic dishonesty informally.
-===Honor Board===
-The [[Honor Board]] is the enforcer of the Honor Code, and the tribunal for students accused of academic dishonesty.  It is comprised of nine students, three from each class, as well as two members of the faculty.  The co-chairs of Honor Board for [[Fall Term 2007]] are [[Jen Ewa]] and [[Linda Kelahan]].  Both are going abroad for [[Winter Term 2007|Winter]] and [[Spring Term 2007|Spring]], and irregularities in attrition and membership selection have made it as yet unclear who will succeed them.
-When a student is accused of academic dishonesty, the Honor Board is convened to hear the evidence and various sides of the story.  Verdicts have generally been for guilty, since Knox makes it rather difficult to get caught in the first place, those those that are caught generally are bang to rights.  The standard penalty for the first offense is an F in the class; for the second, [[expulsion]].  Deviations are rarely made, and certainly not for professed ignorance.  Again, you should probably read that pamphlet.
-Honor Board decisions may be appealed on three grounds: new evidence, procedural error, or Honor Board bias.  Appeals are heard by an appeals committee consisting of the [[Dean of the College]] and one Honor Board member.
-If you are wealthy, or your parents are [[alumni]] and/or have been generous in their giving to the school, certain officials of the [[administration]] have been rumored to be willing to intervene on your behalf in order to satisfy [[financial impregnability|higher goals]].  The reality and frequency of this intervention is unclear.
-==Campus Safety and Discipline==
-[[Campus Safety]] is Knox's security force.  They make rounds of the school, unprop doors, pour out beer, and the like.  Sometimes they drive around in a heavy-duty golf cart.  Their Knox extension is x7979.
-Campus Safety maintains the emergency phones located throughout campus (they have blue lights on them).  They manage keys, and maintain the [[Escort]] program for nighttime walking.  If you need to get into a campus building (such as [[WVKC]]), or you are locked out of your room, Campus Safety lets you in.  You get two free [[lockout]]s for your room each year, and after that they charge you.  Lost keys cost $50 to replace.
-Campus Safety also breaks up [[parties]], or drops in on registered parties to ensure that there is not any illicit [[alcohol]] service.  However, on the whole they are more concerned with making sure nobody is in danger, and only address alcohol violations when they are obvious.
-[[John Schlaf]], the [[Campus Safety Director]], used to be the Chief of the [[Galesburg Police Department]], so Knox and the GPD have a close working relationship.
-===Alcohol Violation===
-If you are caught in an alcohol violation, one of two things may happen to you.  At a large party, for instance, your drink may be confiscated without consequence.  However, at smaller events he will ask for your ID card, and from it ascertain your name and date of birth.  If you don't have it on you they will identify you from [[Faces]].  You will be cited, and within a few days the [[Office of Student Development]] will contact you to have you make an appointment with [[Debbie Southern]].  The proceedings for this are not sent home, even if you are on break, and your parents are not informed, even if you are a minor at the time.  At your appointment, Debbie Southern tells you your options, and you can either admit the crime and pay the fine or go to a [[Conduct Council]] hearing to deny it.  Sometimes she will dismiss the case herself if you have sufficient evidence to your benefit.  The procedure is not at all harrowing, and the questioning is very limited.  The standard fine for an alcohol violation is $40, payable in cash or as an addition to the student account at the [[Business Office]].

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