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Maurice "Momo" or "Chairman Mo" Harris is the president of the [[Knox Republicans]]. As he is African-American, non-Republican students don't understand why Mo supports a political party that wants to marginalize him. They're equally puzzled by gay republicans, or flaggots. His personal heroes are Alan Keyes and Tom DeLay. Momo is also plotting the subtle takeover of half of the student organizations at [[Knox]] and can frequently be heard deriding his counterparts in the [[Knox Democrats]] and telling future [[prospies]] how he hates the [[Chicago]] suburbs. Momo is never without 1. a jack and coke 2. GQ-esque fashion savvy 3. smooth grooves on his I-Pod, like Michael McDonald, Peabo Bryson, Britney Spears and Kenny Loggins. He also wishes he was Canadian and aims to become the first black non-Canadian Prime Minister.
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Maurice "Momo" or "Chairman Mo" Harris is the president of the [[Knox Republicans]].
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Revision as of 22:03, 20 May 2007

Maurice "Momo" or "Chairman Mo" Harris is the president of the Knox Republicans.