Difference between revisions of "Chuck Norris"
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| − | Chump with a beard. He spawned a bunch of jokes that were repeated ad naseum by everybody with an [[Internet]] connection. [[Bruce Lee]] beat the white off of his cracker ass in [[Enter the Dragon]], and he can now be seen during the infomercial hours of cable television and in reruns of ''Walker, Texas Ranger''. In a [[Spring 2007]] column in ''[[The Knox Student]]'', [[Bill Mayeroff]] held a contest to see what the renovated [[Alumni Hall]] should be named. [[Andrea Johnston]] suggested that it should be named in Norris's honor and she won lunch in the Gizmo. The prize remains unclaimed and with [[Bill Mayeroff]]'s impending graduation and subsequent departure from Galesburg, it looks | + | Chump with a beard. He spawned a bunch of jokes that were repeated ad naseum by everybody with an [[Internet]] connection. [[Bruce Lee]] beat the white off of his cracker ass in [[Enter the Dragon]], and he can now be seen during the infomercial hours of cable television and in reruns of ''Walker, Texas Ranger''. In a [[Spring 2007]] column in ''[[The Knox Student]]'', [[Bill Mayeroff]] held a contest to see what the renovated [[Alumni Hall]] should be named. [[Andrea Johnston]] suggested that it should be named in Norris's honor and she won lunch in the Gizmo. The prize remains unclaimed and with [[Bill Mayeroff]]'s impending graduation and subsequent departure from Galesburg, it looks as though it shall remain that way. |
==Spokespersonships== | ==Spokespersonships== | ||
Revision as of 01:01, 31 May 2007
Chump with a beard. He spawned a bunch of jokes that were repeated ad naseum by everybody with an Internet connection. Bruce Lee beat the white off of his cracker ass in Enter the Dragon, and he can now be seen during the infomercial hours of cable television and in reruns of Walker, Texas Ranger. In a Spring 2007 column in The Knox Student, Bill Mayeroff held a contest to see what the renovated Alumni Hall should be named. Andrea Johnston suggested that it should be named in Norris's honor and she won lunch in the Gizmo. The prize remains unclaimed and with Bill Mayeroff's impending graduation and subsequent departure from Galesburg, it looks as though it shall remain that way.
Spokespersonships
- a self-censoring DVD player called MaxPlay
- the Total Gym 1500 exercise machine
- the Religious Right
