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| − | After working in the coal mines for sixteen years, Doug has risen to the top of all the coal mine boy workers, with only an extremely heavy coal miner's cough to show for it. He has since become leader of hole-diggers, an elite group of coal mine boy-workers who specialize in shoving inferior boy-workers down the coal mine shafts. Doug has the cajones to lead the most presigious fraternity at Knox College. Doug will continue the tradition in presigious and fearless leadership! | + | After working in the coal mines for sixteen years, Doug has risen to the top of all the coal mine boy workers, with only an extremely heavy coal miner's cough to show for it. He has since become leader of hole-diggers, an elite group of coal mine boy-workers who specialize in shoving inferior boy-workers down the coal mine shafts, and dancing around idiotically. Doug has the cajones to lead the most presigious fraternity at Knox College. No other frat has a lower GPA than Sigma Nu does, and Doug will continue the tradition in presigious and fearless leadership! |
== Leadership Experience == | == Leadership Experience == | ||
Revision as of 17:27, 8 June 2007
The leader we want.
The sideburns we need.
Doug Davison is the one.
Bio:
After working in the coal mines for sixteen years, Doug has risen to the top of all the coal mine boy workers, with only an extremely heavy coal miner's cough to show for it. He has since become leader of hole-diggers, an elite group of coal mine boy-workers who specialize in shoving inferior boy-workers down the coal mine shafts, and dancing around idiotically. Doug has the cajones to lead the most presigious fraternity at Knox College. No other frat has a lower GPA than Sigma Nu does, and Doug will continue the tradition in presigious and fearless leadership!
Leadership Experience
- Lt. Commander of Sigma Nu.
- Tae Kwon Do instructor
