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Hassan: can you eat kiwis without peeling them?
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'''Hassan:''' can you eat kiwis without peeling them?
me: um, i don't. people might. i don't know if the skin is bad for you or anything, it's just pretty fuzzy
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Hassan: yeah
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'''Megan:''' um, i don't. people might. i don't know if the skin is bad for you or anything, it's just pretty fuzzy
  i am skeptical
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  but peeling a kiwi is a rough exercise
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'''Hassan:''' yeah,
me: what, are you fighting with someone here?
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i am skeptical,
  or are you sitting there looking at a kiwi and wondering how to get inside?
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but peeling a kiwi is not an easy exercise
Hassan: the latter
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me: here is what you do:
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'''Megan:''' what, are you fighting with someone here?
  (i can't believe you need me to walk you thru this)
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or are you sitting there looking at a kiwi and wondering how to get inside?
  cut the thing in half
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  on it's short side
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'''Hassan:''' the latter
  know what i mean?
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  then you use a spoon to scoop out the insides
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'''Megan:''' here is what you do:
Hassan: hold on
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(i can't believe you need me to walk you thru this)
  i just ate one
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cut the thing in half,
  if you take a big bite without peeling
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on it's short side,
  you can then bite directly into the flesh
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know what i mean?
  peel looks worse than it tastes btw
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then you use a spoon to scoop out the insides
  i am about to recreate the experiment to validate
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me: jesus. have you never eaten a kiwi before?
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'''Hassan:''' hold on
Hassan: not since living in the four seasons
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i just ate one.
  it is a very expensive fruit in the middle east
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if you take a big bite without peeling,
  i only "heard" of it when i was in egypt
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you can then bite directly into the flesh.
me: kiwi is so good for you
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peel looks worse than it tastes btw.
Hassan: had it at knox a couple of times
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i am about to recreate the experiment to validate
  experiment validated
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me: you are a man of science
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'''Megan:''' jesus. have you never eaten a kiwi before?
Hassan: bite the kiwi without peeling
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me: i'm putting this story on teh wiki file
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'''Hassan:''' not before living in the four seasons.
Hassan: then bite into the flesh of the exposed area
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it is a very expensive fruit in the middle east.
  haha
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i only heard of it when i was in egypt.
  do it
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'''Megan:''' kiwi is so good for you
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'''Hassan:''' had it at knox a couple of times ...
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experiment validated
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'''Megan:''' you are a man of science
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'''Hassan:''' bite the kiwi without peeling
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'''Megan:''' i'm putting this story on the wiki file
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'''Hassan:''' then bite into the flesh of the exposed area ...
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haha.
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do it.
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Hassan is an employee of A.T. Kearny, a multinational consulting firm based out of Chicago.  He has sold out.
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Hassan is from Cairo, Egypt and took a controversial trip with [[Model Arab League]] which was used as a political attack by [[Eric Langston]] during Hassan's 05'-06' [[Senate]] VP run - Hassan still won by a huge margin.
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[[Category:Class of 2006]]
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[[Category:Fraternity Members]]

Latest revision as of 22:30, 9 May 2008

Hassan: can you eat kiwis without peeling them?

Megan: um, i don't. people might. i don't know if the skin is bad for you or anything, it's just pretty fuzzy

Hassan: yeah, i am skeptical, but peeling a kiwi is not an easy exercise

Megan: what, are you fighting with someone here? or are you sitting there looking at a kiwi and wondering how to get inside?

Hassan: the latter

Megan: here is what you do: (i can't believe you need me to walk you thru this) cut the thing in half, on it's short side, know what i mean? then you use a spoon to scoop out the insides

Hassan: hold on i just ate one. if you take a big bite without peeling, you can then bite directly into the flesh. peel looks worse than it tastes btw. i am about to recreate the experiment to validate

Megan: jesus. have you never eaten a kiwi before?

Hassan: not before living in the four seasons. it is a very expensive fruit in the middle east. i only heard of it when i was in egypt.

Megan: kiwi is so good for you

Hassan: had it at knox a couple of times ... experiment validated

Megan: you are a man of science

Hassan: bite the kiwi without peeling

Megan: i'm putting this story on the wiki file

Hassan: then bite into the flesh of the exposed area ... haha. do it.

Hassan is an employee of A.T. Kearny, a multinational consulting firm based out of Chicago. He has sold out.

Hassan is from Cairo, Egypt and took a controversial trip with Model Arab League which was used as a political attack by Eric Langston during Hassan's 05'-06' Senate VP run - Hassan still won by a huge margin.