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Latest revision as of 20:44, 17 November 2024
Erica Witzig possesses a time turner. Apparently. There seems to be no other explanation for her ability to be involved in so many school-changing campaigns. She also owns an excellent houndstooth coat. Catch phrases include "my word" and "you're so fine." Erica gives excellent hugs, but misogynists and creeps should beware: she can smite at will.
Suggested offerings at the altar of Witzig include: Arizona Tea, lipstick, particularly sweet wines, and feminist texts.
Erica also has the cutest (kitten-level) sneeze to be heard in the midwest, but this should not be used as an excuse to stare. Respect boundaries! (And repeal Mandatory Reporting!)
