Erica Witzig

Erica Witzig possesses a time turner. Apparently. There seems to be no other explanation for her ability to be involved in so many school-changing campaigns. She also owns an excellent houndstooth coat. Catch phrases include "my word" and "you're so fine." Erica gives excellent hugs, but misogynists and creeps should beware: she can smite at will.

Suggested offerings at the altar of Witzig include: Arizona Tea, lipstick, particularly sweet wines, and feminist texts.

Erica also has the cutest (kitten-level) sneeze to be heard in the midwest, but this should not be used as an excuse to stare. Respect boundaries! (And repeal Mandatory Reporting!)