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Some people think this is silly and that we don't exist in these set modes. [[Kinsey]] thought that there was a [[Kinsey scale|scale]].
 
Some people think this is silly and that we don't exist in these set modes. [[Kinsey]] thought that there was a [[Kinsey scale|scale]].
  
[[Fred Phelps]] thinks that [[God]] hates [[fags]]. [[Jerry Falwell]] wasn't a big homophile either.
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[[Fred Phelps]] thinks that [[God]] hates homosexuals. [[Jerry Falwell]] wasn't a big homophile either.
  
 
==Knox==
 
==Knox==
There are about fifteen openly gay students at Knox and several more who will sleep with you if you are gay. [[Graham Troyer-Joy]] is a member of the former category, but he will not sleep with you at all because he already has a [[Matt Vail|boyfriend]].
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Estimates as to the number of "gay" Knox prairie fires have been dubious at best especially given the proliferation of heteroflexible men in recent years. Conservative estimates put the figure at fifteen, more flagrantly liberal guessers suggest anywhere from 5-9% of the campus population, not including the number of students at Knox who will sleep with you if you are gay.
  
Knox also has some gay faculty and staff.
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Regardless of the percentage of gays that exist, [[Graham Troyer-Joy]] is one of them. But he will not sleep with you at all because he already has a [[Matt Vail|boyfriend]].
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Knox also has some gay [[faculty]] and [[staff]].
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[[Category:Sex]]

Latest revision as of 13:41, 2 July 2008

Gay is when a boy likes another boy.

When a girl likes another girl it's called lesbian. Girls or boys who like both girls and boys are bisexual. Boys who like just girls or girls who like just boys are straight. Fuck, this shit is confusing.

Controversy[edit]

Some people think this is silly and that we don't exist in these set modes. Kinsey thought that there was a scale.

Fred Phelps thinks that God hates homosexuals. Jerry Falwell wasn't a big homophile either.

Knox[edit]

Estimates as to the number of "gay" Knox prairie fires have been dubious at best especially given the proliferation of heteroflexible men in recent years. Conservative estimates put the figure at fifteen, more flagrantly liberal guessers suggest anywhere from 5-9% of the campus population, not including the number of students at Knox who will sleep with you if you are gay.

Regardless of the percentage of gays that exist, Graham Troyer-Joy is one of them. But he will not sleep with you at all because he already has a boyfriend.

Knox also has some gay faculty and staff.