Gay
Gay is when a boy likes another boy.
When a girl likes another girl it's called lesbian. Girls or boys who like both girls and boys are bisexual. Boys who like just girls or girls who like just boys are straight. Fuck, this shit is confusing.
Controversy[edit]
Some people think this is silly and that we don't exist in these set modes. Kinsey thought that there was a scale.
Fred Phelps thinks that God hates homosexuals. Jerry Falwell wasn't a big homophile either.
Knox[edit]
Estimates as to the number of "gay" Knox prairie fires have been dubious at best especially given the proliferation of heteroflexible men in recent years. Conservative estimates put the figure at fifteen, more flagrantly liberal guessers suggest anywhere from 5-9% of the campus population, not including the number of students at Knox who will sleep with you if you are gay.
Regardless of the percentage of gays that exist, Graham Troyer-Joy is one of them. But he will not sleep with you at all because he already has a boyfriend.
