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(New page: John Lane '10 is from Smithfield, Illinois, which is just far enough from Knox to keep his mother from dropping by without warning. ===Fast Facts=== *John Lane is a member of the [[Knox ...)
 
 
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===Fast Facts===
*John Lane is a member of the [[Knox College Choir]].
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*John Lane has too many fucking instruments. He also buys new ones all the time, and consequently never has any money. Once he bought a guitar and made [[Jon Wagner]] pay for it.  
*In 2007 John will live in [[Neal 1]].
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*John is the past roommate of [[Andrew Hansen]], [[Pier Debes]], [[Quinn Palar]], [[Andrew Rairdon]], and [[Fayne Lawson]].
*John is the past roommate of [[Andrew Hansen]].
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*John is the future roommate of [[Patrick Dooley]] at [[Jazz House]].
*John is the future roommate of [[Pier Debes]]
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*John has one brother who, at age 13, is bitchier, smarter, and better read than John. He is fond of reminding john that of the two he has somewhat more musical talent.
*John has one brother, who at age 12, is a bitchy, cynical atheist with a better education than most Knox graduates and slightly more musical talent than his older brother.  
 
*John is a [[Sigma Chi]].
 
*John plays various kinds of music on the [[Violin]], notably Texas-Style fiddling and Jazz.  
 
 
*John did a sloppy job of stealing this format from [[Sarah Colangelo]].
 
*John did a sloppy job of stealing this format from [[Sarah Colangelo]].
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*John enjoys doing favors for people.
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*John used to have extravagantly long hair.
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[[Category: Class of 2009]]

Latest revision as of 15:24, 7 October 2008

John Lane '10 is from Smithfield, Illinois, which is just far enough from Knox to keep his mother from dropping by without warning.

Fast Facts[edit]

  • John Lane has too many fucking instruments. He also buys new ones all the time, and consequently never has any money. Once he bought a guitar and made Jon Wagner pay for it.
  • John is the past roommate of Andrew Hansen, Pier Debes, Quinn Palar, Andrew Rairdon, and Fayne Lawson.
  • John is the future roommate of Patrick Dooley at Jazz House.
  • John has one brother who, at age 13, is bitchier, smarter, and better read than John. He is fond of reminding john that of the two he has somewhat more musical talent.
  • John did a sloppy job of stealing this format from Sarah Colangelo.
  • John enjoys doing favors for people.
  • John used to have extravagantly long hair.