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Steak House is more than just a theme house during this, the academic year of 2008-09 year. It's located at 270 W. Tompkins, next to lame-o [[Jazz House]] and near Tompkins.  It was formerly [[Naked House]], and is still sometimes referred to as [[Naked House]], you know, next to [[Jazz House]].  Steak House also conveniently rhymes with Fake House, which is a common nickname for the house this year.
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Steakhouse is a place where listless First Years come to grind on each other.
 
 
Come there if you want to see why it rules to have lived in [[Seymour]] and how being intentional in your efforts will lead to great things.  Every single faculty member of the college signed a form stating that Steak Haus iis the pinnacle of human achievement.  That's the truth.
 
 
 
It is neat.
 
 
 
Also, it looks and smells terrible.  Many of its residents live in odd arrangements, such as closets.  They decided to use the basement against the advisement of [[Naked House]] members.  In the Fall of 2008 their basement flooded from the incessant rain and their books got moldy.
 
 
 
 
==Residents==
 
==Residents==
 
*[[Timothy Lovett]]
 
*[[Timothy Lovett]]

Revision as of 21:08, 16 February 2009

Steakhouse is a place where listless First Years come to grind on each other.

Residents