Flunk Day 2012

Fuck that picture, I want see the table of contents. It can be found below.

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Preparing Yourself for the Final Flunk

Any good Flunk Day celebration is well-prepared. Keep these tips in mind when you work yourself up watching for suspicious food trucks and random carnival rides!

1. Go buy your booze now. The worst thing that could happen is to be caught off guard with nothing to set your morning off right!

2. Check the Wiki Fire often. Post the conspicuous looking shit you see around campus/town and don't be a dick.

3. E-mail, bother, and/or harass the known Flunk Day planners/accomplices: Jil Gates, Deb Southern, Jack Moore, Regina Rosenbrock, Kaitlyn Duling. Watch Jack at all hours of the day. He is the Lord of the Flunk. See where he goes, write it down here!

4. Dig the damn mudpit already! <--as a former Conger/Neal resident, I can tell you it will take MUCH longer and be MUCH harder than you think! Have extra shovels hidden in your rooms, because anything left in the suite can be confiscated. Lookouts are a must, have them positioned by West street, on the other side of the Center for Intercultural Life, as well as someone in Neal or Conger 3 for better long-range visibility. Dig a little bit every night because it is seriously SO FUCKING HARD to dig a hole in the ground! <--- also, if campus safety happens to catch you digging, do not run into your building still wearing your muddy shoes because they will follow your muddy footprints and find you in the basement

Enlist the help of Sigma Chi. DO it.

5. Don't be fooled by lawn mowing or the quality of the weather. They mow the lawn nearly every other day in the Spring and there have been many not-so-sunny days of Flunk.

6. If you don't get all the Xavier and Raptor jokes, see the Flunk Day 2009 page[1].

7. Talk to new people. Share Flunk Day hints, clues, and stories. Sharing is caring, especially in the season of Flunk.

8. Believe everything you see, hear, and read in this wonderful and mysterious time of year. It's all true. We promise.

9. Don't be a total scrooge about the scares. It's a natural part of spring term at Knox. I mean, the seniors had to wake up even earlier than you AND run around.

Is it Flunk Day yet?

We already told you not to bother with the lawn mowers, but what SHOULD you look for in finding clues? Here are some helpful clues!

Admissions Ask an admissions student worker to note days on the calendar where no visits are scheduled. These days are few and far between - and good hints.

Calendar Events For those who check the Events Calender daily (as all Flunk Day enthusiasts should) be sure to notice any changes that occur in the schedule from week to week. This is a tricky way to find clues, but the most committed investigators will double check other schools' sports schedules and compare them with ours, call to check dates and times, and watch for days with no events listed!

Note that the calendar is not bound by the honor code; some events may be made up. Additionally, even though a sports event may be scheduled, Flunk Days have occurred when the softball team has had a game, or the golf team has had a tournament.

Helmut and the Cafeteria Staff Watch for him heading into or out of work at odd hours - that has set off the Flunk Day alarm in the past!

Ask student employees about surprise food shipments.

And if you happen to be sharing a doobie with a dining services staff member, don't be afraid to take advantage of the situation and just ask. "So, uh, do you know when it is?"

Mailroom

If you see lights on in the Mailroom at an unreasonable hour, it could be the big day. Find a friend who works in the Mailroom and have them keep an eye out for suspicious deliveries or pick-ups!

Parking Lots, Community Sightings

Get out and procrastinate on all your work by driving around for a few hours a night and check out the local scenery. Notice any large trailer trucks, or carnival rides parked in the WalMart parking lot? Post them here. Pics or GTFO.

Flunk Day Planners

They're stone walls. If you are best friends, roommates, or just sleeping with one of them, ask questions. Pay attention to body language. Bug the shit out of them. Bring the results to your friends at the WikiFire. Known Planners: Jack Moore-tallest man on campus. senior. Regina Rosenbrock: blonde Kappa. junior. Kaitlyn Duling: Hot. Dark hair. junior.

Plus one secret one!!!! Probably a senior, doesn't need to be on Union Board. <--How do we know there's a secret one if it's secret?

Rumors and Scares

We can just come right out and say that last year the underclassmen were assholes. Sorry, but we are NOT sorry, and if you live in Post or the Quads (or the vicinity) you will be woken up for a scare or two. Don't whine about it, we've all been scared once or twice, too. Wake up, question whether today is that magical day, do a shot or two, and go back to bed if it isn't.

Believe everything. Live every day like it's Flunk Day.

NOW GET TO HINT HUNTING YOU MOTHER FLUNKERS!!

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Pre-Flunk Hunt 2012

Xavier was spotted at several different points this summer by several different anonymous sources. Hopping off a boxcar with several drifters, each holding one of his four-footer (or so) bongs, he was said to have torn his shirt off each time while roaring, "FLUUUUUUUNK!"

Xavier is clearly behind all this unseasonably warm weather we've been having. Flunk Day will be earlier than ever this year as a result!!!

The weeks of April 23-27 and April 30- May 4 are the weeks of pre-enrollment but this does not necessarily mean that flunk day will not be in those two weeks. These weeks are the most common weeks for flunk day historically.

So, the theme of Flunk Day is The Final Flunk, right. Because the end of the world is supposed to happen in this year of 2012. Wouldn't it be just so clever, then, if this year marked the end of Flunk Day as well? As in, no Flunk Day? As in, the rumors that Flunk Day doesn't exist finally come true? THIS COULD BE HUGE. Also, everyone knows Teresa Amott DOESN'T LIKE FLUNK DAY!

At 2:24 on March 28, J-Pow predicted Flunk Day would be May 9. That's economics. <-- Furthermore, the Art Dept. is having their once-a-term field trip to the Art Institute of Chicago. So many students will already be excused from classes. Would this not be perfect timing?

Cody Dailey is currently finalizing his Flunk Day prediction. This could be HUGE.

Where is the "official email" for Flunk season? --An email regarding "policies and rules" was sent out on April 18 last year.

At 11:53 on April 4, the official Flunk Day email is sent out. Obviously Flunk Day is TOMORROW! --> It was a particularly classy Flunk Day e-mail and included pictures and bullet points. Maybe they think if they illustrate Flunk Day they can convince us it already happened?

                     -----> early flunk day email + summer in march = EARLIEST FLUNK DAY IN HISTORY. 

READ THIS: Admitted Student Days are April 13 and April 20. Flunk day fucks up campus and thus will not happen before all of the precious prospies come to visit.

Any clue who the planners are this year? <--- Jack Moore, Regina Rosenbrock, Kaitlyn Duling, and a SUPER SECRET FLUNK DAY PLANNER! FIND OUT WHO IT IS!!!! <--Totally and completely false

NOTE: CAF WORKERS SAID THAT FLUNK DAY FOOD PREPARATION IS ON THERE APRIL CALENDAR!!!

April 5th

Flunk day shirts are here. Union Board is selling them AFTER Flunk Day because Flunk Day is tomorrow!

Jack Moore seen being really tall <---THIS COULD BE HUGE! <---Rumor: Jack Moore is "huge." <---MMhmm. CONFIRMED.

Debbie Southern heard chatting with Jil Gates before Flunk Day email was sent out about how it would "catch them off guard."

Spotted: JPow walking across the gizmo patio saying how he's "ready for flunk day".

It isn't even April 5th yet guys... <---FLUNK DAY HAS NO BOUNDARIES, rookie mistake. Wait, so you can see into the future?

Today is Wednesday, but it's almost over, which means it's almost Thursday. Therefore, it's almost Friday. So Flunk Day will be tomorrow.

looks like he's taking a break from hunting vampires... ABE IS IN THE HOUSE!!! <--- This could be HUGE!! can someone confirm?! <---I have visual confirmation!! <--- Pics or it didn't happen.

April 6th

Students saw a clown in a car, driving through Illinois. Obviously, Flunk Day is tomorrow.

April 8th

11:54pm seniors are seen leaving Hamblin, exclaiming "we need to get our stash PRONTO!"

April 9th

Two people seen digging in the mud pitt!!! Somebody please confirm this!!! <---CONFIRMED. Ladies and gents, start your flunk engines. VROOM VROOM

April 10th

There's a baseball game on the schedule for 6:30 PM. Our field doesn't have lights. Interesting.

The game is at Galesburg High School, they have lights CONFIRMED.

All this talk of people digging the mud pit is false. Get on that, quads.

Planners seen entering Old Main and exiting one hour later...Flunk?! <----you waited them out?

Just heard Regina and Kaitlyn planning a booze run- flunky flunk tomorrow, definitely. <--False. Junior planners can't drink on Flunk Day

7:56 PM -- Helmut was hanging around the caf a little late tonight...just spotted him leaving!

Rumors are running around that tomorrow could be the big day...could it be? A flunk day this early? Remember, the Safety e-mail hasn't gone out yet. But you'd better get your stashes ready...

COME ON CONGER/NEAL! GET GOING ON THAT MUDPIT!

Helmut is back on campus!!! The Mudpit has to happen! <-- 8:55 p.m. <---pics or it didn't happen

Obama tells the tale of the flunk >>> http://i.imgur.com/NFcyC.jpg

9:21p.m. observed Kathleen Drake and Jill Gates on the corner of West and South St. Both looked tired. one yelled, "See you in a few hours!" Get your Flunk On!!! <---They probably were leaving R.A. class is SMC.

9:38 p.m. overheard one of the library workers: "No, don't worry about it, we can do it tomorrow. Wait no...I'll do it on Thursday *laughs*"

9:49 PM: Regina Rosenbrock says tomorrow is Flunk Day, she's not doing her homework but instead kickin' it with her awesome suitemates.

9:53pm: there has already been an preliminary text from an unknown number sent to a selection of seniors that simply says "I hope you're FINALLY done with all of your homework...we wouldn't want you to FLUNK out of Knox during your last term!"

Rick Santorum dropped out of the race so he could make it to Flunk Day!

BREAKING NEWS: Maddie Davis, secret Flunk Day planner?! <-----Evidence?? From Galesburg, knows Knox well, works in the mailroom, lives with Rachel Hautzinger a UB member...NEED I SAY MORE?!

Any updates on the MUDPIT!? <---- the mud pit is dryer than a desert <-- Still no mudpit at 11:00pm

Carrie and Rachel spotted digging the mudpit with red solo cups in their hands! <---Can you confirm?? <---Carrie didn't even help with the mudpit last year and she lived in Neal. Tomorrow MUST be Flunk day <---False, she watched for campus safety and screamed obscenities out the window.

11:08 PM Maddie Davis is hammered right now <---- THIS COULD BE HUGE!<----- THIS COULD BE ANY DAY OF THE WEEK! <---God damnit.

11:11pm Kaitlyn Duling spotted leaving her house headed towards campus. Dressed too nice for it to be Flunk Day tomorrow. <-----Kaitlyn always dresses pretty nice, to be fair. <--- I was wearing a suit earlier tonight, does that mean no flunk tomorrow? I think NO CORRELATION! <-- Confirmed! She was wearing a dress but had a bag, perhaps with extra clothes. These planners will go to all lengths to trick everyone

11:15pm Papers covering the mail room windows means no evidence for Flunk Day Foolery <---pics? they haven't covered the windows in years past [2]

11:20pm: back from a Quickie run, and the guy at the counter said he predicts Flunk Day will be a Wednesday this year

11:35pm JACK MOORE IS NOT ANSWERING HIS PHONE <-- CONFIRMED HE MUST BE CATCHING A SNOOZE BEFORE THE BIG DAY

11:37 p.m. Rachel Hautzinger cannot be contacted <--- SHE IS NOT IN HER APARTMENT! <-- CONFIRMED!

11:38 p.m. Participants in the Aerial Dance company classes just received an e-mail saying tomorrow's class has been CANCELLED - there is NO reason to do that!!! - unless it's Flunk Day!!! <--- Can you confirm this? <--Yes, I'm in it, I'm taking the MW class and I just got it. It's from Jen Smith and she organized the thing. <--- CONFIRMED! THIS COULD BE HUGE! <-- Screenshot the email?

11:45pm Lights on at Jil Gate's apartment <--- CONFIRMED FROM INSIDE <--planners could just be hanging out there trying to trick us <-- she shuts down parties at 10 p.m. ON WEEKENDS, do you really think she'd be up this late on a weeknight just for kicks? <-- she would stay up for the sake of FLUNK!

11:48 p I SAW SANTA. Isn't he in the carnival? FLUNK DAY!

11:55 Mud pit update?

11:56 Daniel Beers just sent out a revised schedule and tomorrow isn't on it... <--- I received no email. I SEE THROUGH YOUR SENIOR SCHEMING <-- I got an email and I'm in his PS 321! There is indeed no Wednesday on the schedule! <-- THIS COULD BE HUGE!

REGARDLESS OF IF IT IS FLUNK DAY TOMORROW OR NOT SOMEONE NEEDS TO GET ON THAT MUDPIT! <----- CONFIRMED!!!!

April 11th

Proof:Media:FlunkDay2012isonApril11th.jpeg <-- CONFIRMED

Faculty meeting scheduled for April 11th was canceled! <-- CONFIRMED! NO MEETING!

Helmut seen talking to caf ladies suspiciously during lunch.. could he be scheming for flunk? <-- DINOSAUR CUP, I FILL YOU UP, LET'S HAVE A PARTY. TODAY IS FLUNK DAY.

Flunk day shirts have arrived. They're gray and will be on sale April 11th for $10 <--- JUST IN TIME FOR FLUNK DAY!

This is the second day of the Almost There Fair, which all graduating seniors must attend to get their cap and gown, etc. Thus Flunk Day would not be on this day because that would mess up graduation for a good number of students, who were planning to go buy their stuff on the 11th. No Flunk Day. <---Why not reschedule? An early Flunk is a good flunk. <--- When picking up my gown the guy next to Kathleen Drake complained about what a hassle it is that Knox can't commit to their original schedule and now he has to change his.... FLUNK DAY IS TODAY!

Underwear dance party in the quads tomorrow <---- CONFIRMED!

Did a ride-along for my journalism class today. The officer told me he was asked to come in early tomorrow, along with half of the early shift! there is no events in town. unless it's flunk day!

11:20 PM Saw people walking into the room, but when i got there mailroom doors were covered! Proof? Here you go: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhbN0GHsO54&feature=youtu.be

12:44 AM } Ran into the seniors on a Walmart run - So we stacked up the rest... of the fridge. Ppl it's happening and Seymour is ready! <--Freshman think people care about their stash. Flunk day is obviously tomorrow.

12:40 AM Saw someone running into exec with a hoodie on, hood up. They looked in a hurry. It was kind of sketchy. Did anyone else see this? <--- CONFIRMED! Saw this sketchy ass person! <---- DOUBLE CONFIRMED! I saw them too! What the flunk?!

12:55 AM Students at the Quickie witnessed the installation of an ADDITIONAL liquor shelf behind the counter. This is probably to hold the giant shipment of booze they got in today because they know tomorrow is FLUNK DAYY!!! <--- confirmed! I was only there to get a Diet Coke but decided to get another fifth of tequila, just in case!

Jack Moore is awake after midnight on a week-day.. he's never up and active this late. this could be HUGE

1:05 AM Jack Moore seen passing Longden with Duling, laughing about something. After seeing the panicked but excited look on my face as I locked the windows, they laughed again and ran off.

1:11 AM Just spotted a Campus Safety officer patrolling the area by the quads to check the mudpit area. <--- any mudpit action?

1:15 AM Jack Moore and Kaitlyn Duling seen walking quickly North across campus. After Kaitlyn departs (location unknown) Jack seen sprinting to his car and driving West.

1:19 Paper removed from mail room windows. Flunk day is totally today! https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-wx6Vd5dfaAk/T4Uh_QoesxI/AAAAAAAAAOw/R0TFAYTwFHY/s533/12+-+1 https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-jHb3DayKXzs/T4Uh_e-Zc0I/AAAAAAAAAO8/sXeL5_Haljc/s533/12+-+2

Are the lights normally on in the caf at night? <--- Can anyone confirm this? <--- confirmed kitchen but not main caf lights are on!

That Alakazam performer is here tomorrow afternoon - what if his act is part of the flunk schedule?! <--- THIS COULD BE HUGE.

Breaking news: KONY releasing some of his child soldiers for Flunk Day. KONY 2012!

1:55AM Watcha guys doin... NOT DIGGING THE MUDPIT, now dig my minions, digggg

2:07 AM MY FRIEND JUST FORWARDED ME THIS EMAIL!!!

[[3]] <--- when is jil gates awake at 2am? NEVER. IT'S FLUNK DAY.

2:10 AM Sketchy car hovering outside seymour dock and then circling campus. Also, gizmo/caf workers leaving kitchen. Closing up gizmo, or prepping for Flunk day?

Half-assed scare at 6 AM. Today is not Flunk Day!

April 12th

Stephanie Meyer author of Twilight is supposed to be in town signing books. Flunkpocalypse coincidence? I think not! <--- where is she signing books at?

12:06 AM - Mudpit ain't happening. Someone should poop on Conger/Neal!!! Neal 3 or Conger 1, especially. <--- Stop (being a dick) singling out suites in Neal and Conger, it is ALL of Conger and Neal's responsibility to dig the mud pit

1:56 AM - Regina answers a text message. WHY IS SHE AWAKE???? Answer: Vodka. Analysis: Flunk Day.

9:45 AM - Trucks innocently delivering food to Cafe; however, food today sucked. Anaylsis : Flunk Day.

April 13th

Could the flunkopalypse be coming on Friday the 13th?!?! Prospies are supposed to be here but it could just be the most bad ass open house of all time. They won't Flunk on a Friday

Student workers in admissions have reportedly still not received their work schedules for the open house today. Could admissions be in on the hoax? <-- Tour guides still don't have their schedules for Friday. Is this normal?

The 13th and the 20th are listed as admitted students days, but the calendar is suspicious. If you click on the 13th, it sends you to a page to "register" to come to campus, but only has the 20th listed as an option. (http://www.knox.edu/prebuilt/forms/admittedstudentdays2.asp) Conversely, on the 20th, there is nothing indicating you have to register. They haven't had Flunk Day on Friday before, but maybe Friday the 13th is too good to pass up? <-- False. Flunk Day HAS been on a Friday before. Friday the 13th Flunkpocalypse...Could it get any better than that?

^There is most certainly an admitted students day on the 13th. I have a friend from home who is checking out Knox that day. No way would the campus be Flunked up for parents of admitted students.

April 15th

Holy crap! Suspicious caf activity! Helmut is there cooking and none of the students were allowed to do food preparation! <---Can we get confirmation of Helmut's car on campus? <- Fishy caf activity confirmed, cannot confirm on Helmut's car.

Helmut or no Helmut, the Paul Greenberg "Four Fish" lecture is tomorrow. Seems like way too big of name and event to coincide with Flunk Day...? <--- My professor was pretty pissed that they don't even know when Flunk Day is and that they had to "submit" dates back in winter term to "not hold Flunk day"... I am guessing Greenberg wasn't finalized by then... OR is this a cover up event.. I heard they did those before! <---Dear freshman, you are correct, but this is Paul Greenberg. The amount of work put in to get him here was astronomical. Flunk Day is tomorrow...but it is not tomorrow. <-- Ever heard of misdirection? Paul Greenberg will be here Wednesday.

Spotted: Kaitlyn and Regina scurrying towards campus <- Confirmed! away from Tompkins, where Jil Gates AND Jack live. Flunk day tomorrow????

Can we get an update on the mud pit??

I don't think Greenberg is really coming to campus- Jil Gates and Cindy could not give details of his talk meaning they never saw a contract- every club leader knows those 2 review every contract on campus. Flunk Day is tomorrow!!!!

http://www.fourfish.org/speaking.html <--- He doesn't have another speaking event for a week. He could easily be rescheduled for Tuesday or Wednesday and stay in a hotel until then. <--- why is the time on the website still TBD?? It's tomorrow, shouldn't that be specified? <-------It says 5pm on Knox's events calendar. <-- They never put false information on the events calendar.<---You're a freshman

Lights on in the caf! Flunk Day is tomorrow! <--- can you confirm? this could be HUGE <-- PICTURES?? <---- PICTURES OR GTFO. <--see the Flunk Day twitter. Pics are up, but I would like to note that the caf's lights are never ALL the way out. They always keep a few on. So this may NOT be huge. <-- Are these the lights that are normally on, though? <-- don't you think this is a fairly valid prank for the planners to pull on us?

Saw Jil Gates get out of a car, grab something fairly large from the driver's window and race into her apartment. Flunk day is tomorrow.

ATTN CONGER/NEAL: please use all of this shitty, rainy weather to make some headway on the flunkin' mud pit!

April 16th

1:53 a.m. I was supposed to be emailed by Sunday night if my boss needed me to come into work on Monday...and yet I have received no such email. Flunk?

1:56 a.m. This page is not nearly as active as it should be. No Flunk. <-- or is it so obviously inactive that YES Flunk?!?

2:04 a.m. Some interesting photos posted to the Flunk Day Twitter account... https://twitter.com/#!/FlunkDay

3:28 a.m. No activity on this page or on the Flunk Day Twitter in over an hour. Suspicions quelled.

4:00 a.m. Mailroom lights and bookstore lights still on, as well as mail room windows covered. Kitchen lights in caf and oak room kitchen are on. Mudpit is fresh and muddy WITH fresh mudtracks from shoes. THIS COULD BE HUGE

4:45 a.m. SPOTTED campus safety in the caf talking to one of the seymour maintenance guys.

5:45 am. Scare or Flunk?

Campus Grounds workers are mowing the lawns!!! THIS COULD BE HUGE!

Spotted in Old Main, Monday morning 8:30 - Helmut and a bunch of other people at Dean Southern's office, meeting. <---who was the "bunch" of people? <--- Couldn't see it properly. Helmut was blocking the ways.

Conger/Neal get digging on the Mudpit! Use your hands like spades, if you have too.

OVERHEARD: Kyle Szuta in the computer center "looking forward to Tuesday at home". Random vacation day, or flunk day miracle?

Quickie owner asked if I was ready for flunk day. IT MUST BE TOMORROW!

72 degrees and sunny tomorrow? PERFECT

On Monday afternoon, the Chicago Knox Club sent an invite to alumni for "Flunk Day -- Whenever that is! 4:00 to 8:00 p.m." at Moonshine in Wicker Park. "Whenever" must be thinly-veiled code for tomorrow.

Sue Hulett sent out a Flunk Day contingency email to at least one of her classes this afternoon. <----screen shot or it didn't happen <--- here's the text, in Sue's signature haphazard style and random capitalization:

"IF FLUNK Day is Tuesday the 17th-- THEN Quiz on Thursday the 19th and whole schedule moves down one day.

IF FLUNK DAY IS MONDAY the 16th be ready for QUIZ on Tuesday the 17th -- Class will start at 11am & I will lecture for 50 minutes and then give you the quiz.

Ideas on General Systems Theory (GST) paper which is due on 4/24 at this point. If FD is Monday the 23rd. CLASS on the 24th will be from 10:40-11:40 and PAPER DUE BY 9am on the 25th. Cheers, Sue" <--- there is also a cat cartoon but I chose not to include that. <-- Why.

Mixed up my weeks and went in to see Teresa Amott, but her secretary said she was traveling. Butttt I saw a light on in her office and heard movement in there. Flunk Day? haha butt < IT COULD BE HUGE

Mysterious special Flunk Day opportunity to be presented at Union Board meeting.<---Is this the 'mystery flunk day performance' event on facebook?? <-- Would they really post this the day before Flunk Day?

5:25pm. Two helicopters seen flying over the Quads. FLUNK DAY TOMORROW <--- CONFIRMED!

6:17 pm Senate dining services meeting canceled for tonight....committee leader is a planner...THIS COULD BE HUGE<---CONFIRMED

6:20 pm. No cookies in the caf tonight. There are ALWAYS cookies. Flunk day is tomorrow. <--- Any confirmation? Sadly, this could be HUUUUGE! <--- Actually, whenever they have the panellet sweet potato bar things, there are no cookies (source--I've worked in the bakery).<----nobody actually likes teh sweet potato bars- saving the good stuff for tomorrow?!

Kaitlyn and Regina seen at Walmart stocking up on supplies for the big day. Flunk is upon us. <-- Junior planners can't drink on Flunk Day. They have to drive the gators and be sober. They're messing with us.<--- CONFIRMED. They're flunking with us. <---Who says the supplies were alcohol? You can't see what they're buying in the picture. Maybe it's other stuff for the flunk <-- the picture circulating is for sure from the alcohol aisle in walmart<-- no it's not, you can see flowers in a cooler which means it's the front aisle by the produce. BOOM. <-- Produce is essential for Flunk Day.

7:01 PM - the Knox-Monmouth baseball game was rescheduled from Saturday to the 17th, but the 17th is Scots Day at Monmouth - their version of Flunk Day! Would they really agree to schedule a baseball game on the day of their own spring carnival?<----the game is not on their schedule. The schedule states they will play at Knox on the 21st <--- CONFIRMED! Monmouth has no games scheduled tomorrow!<--- The Monmouth game is a rescheduled game from the previous weekend. If people paid attention to the sports teams, maybe they would know this shit<----CONFIRMED, care more people...Also, it is encouraged to treat tomorrow as flunk day and come drunkenly support your student athletes --Monmouth is still scheduled to play tomorrow. <---CONFIRMED <-- They are playing even though it is their carnival? Seems fishy.<---It's a conference game, it needs to be played and weekends are booked. <-- it would have been scheduled after Flunk Day was finalized, so it may just conflict. <---Monmouth player has confirmed that in fact they are being forced to play on Scots Day.<--- I think we can all agree that baseball/softball means nothing to the campus excepting relevant parents and teammates; Meaning, el dia de flunk could be tomorrow.<--- Confirmed!

7:45pm - seven very different Knox seniors spotted at Hyvee Wine and Spirits stocking up on all things Flunk <-- CONFIRMED.

They haven't mowed in a few days. Waiting until after Flunk Day to fix the lawn for the prospies? <---It's definitely Flunk day tomorrow!<---for sures -- They mowed the lawn today<---in prep for flunk?

9:19pm - John Schlaf spotted at the Campus Safety office?!?! <---uh he works there? <-- Does he always work this late?

Jil Gates picked up four giant boxes from the mail room today.<----------She has a P.O. box off campus for Flunk day.

9:29pm - I just had an OUT OF BODY experience in which the spirit of Lincoln contacted me HIMSELF to inform me that TOMORROW IS FLUNK DAY!<-- Confirmed.

9:40pm - Just asked Siri if Flunk Day was tomorrow and SHE SAID YESSSSSSSS

9:40 pm- Regina spotted running in and out of the Union Board office <--- like, several times in a row or over a period of a few hours?

9:44pm - Kathleen Drake leaves Senate Finance Committee early. Flunk day preparations? THIS COULD BE RIDONKULOUSLY HUGE!!!

9:44pm- I AM DRINKING A BEER. Flunk day? I think YES!<---THIS KID <-- Which Kid?

9:45pm- Seniors and Faculty members seen buying their Flunk Day stash at Hy fee Liquor

9:56pm-Jil Gates blinds are completely shut. Lights are on.<----Always---> After some investigation, JG BF was seen drinking something in the apartment. Definitely Flunk Day.

I CANNOT UNDERSTAND WHY NO ONE IS DIGGING THE MOTHERFLUNKING MUD PIT!!!! It seriously takes forever, so get on that shit, Conger/Neal!!! OR ANYONE WITH A SHOVEL AND THE TINIEST HINT OF FLUNK SPIRIT! <---- don't leave muddy footprints and get caught (i won't name names)!!

10:09PM - CONGER/NEAL DIG THE MUD PIT. THE WHOLE FUNNESS OF FLUNK DAY DEPENDS ON YOUUUUUU!!!!!!!

10:11PM - REGINA SPOTTED PUTTING ON LAST YEAR'S FLUNK DAY SHIRT. IS SHE GETTING FLUNKY? <--CONFIRMED!!<---DOUUUUBLE CONFIRMED!!!<----TRIPLE FUCKIN CONFIRMED

10:15pm Hamblin RA locks apartment door. <--- this never happens. Tomorrow is Flunk Day.<-------- pics or it didn't happen!

10:19 Regina spotted leaving her suite with a large backpack! This could be huge! <-- HUGE BACKPACK?

10:20pm - a group of six(?) random seniors seen inspecting the mud pit and getting dirt? whaaaaat <---That's cause Conger/Neal is slacking and the Seniors have to step up to the plate. C'MON CONGER/NEAL!!! <-- SOMEONE HAD BETTER DIG THIS PIT!

10:25pm - large group of seniors seen in front of the Stucco apartments (across from the Quickie), home to a notorious group of Flunk enthusiasts. Possible scheme hatchery for tomorrow?

10:28pm Haley Beeson does not answer her phone. 2 TIMES IN A ROW! FLUNK DAY IS TOMORROW <-- 4 times! <-- 12 TIMES!

11:04 pm Regina and Kaitlyn with milkshakes. Why? And where's Jack Moore?

11:20 pm Three seniors spotted tending the mud pit with household items. Items identified as tupperware, mop and recycling bin.

11:21 pm One of the three seniors identified as Julia Shenkar. Entirely impossible. It must be flunk day.

11:25 p.m. Campus Safety spotted guarding the mud pit. Not entirely relevant to Flunk suspicions, but pretty funny.

11:35 pm Sigma Chi is on fire. First asteroid of the final flunk? <---confirmed

11:39pm - Lots of student traffic at the Quickie. All exiting with tall brown bags. Quickie stashes, therefore FLUNK.

Everybody, get your shit together. When posting on the WikiFire about a day being Flunk Day, you post in the section devoted to that day. All of this should be under April 17th. Stop being idiots. Even my freshman friend understood this. We go to Knox. Use your brain. <-- It doesn't make sense to post things happening at 5PM on the 16th under the 17th. Students at Knox should be able to figure out how to scroll up. <-- dunno, people are posting in both and im confused <----MASS HYSTERIA!? apocolyptic zoombie brain? ARE YOU ALREADY DRUNK?

11:45pm JUST SENT EMAIL TO JIL GATES....RECEIVED THIS AUTOMATED EMAIL IN RESPONSE

"Good Day,

I will be out of the office Tuesday April 17th. I return to campus Wednesday April 18th and will respond to emails when then.

If you need immediate assistance, please contact campus security at 309.341.7979.

Thank you. Have a wonderful day and better tomorrow.

Keep the Joy!!!

Jil Gates" <---- confirm with a screenshot or it isn't true

http://tinypic.com/r/121e3ut/5 <----HERE

12:02 am: Our illicit cat is causing a ruckus. SHE knows it's Flunk Day.

12:13 Just Spotted at Walmart! Group of seniors leaving with shovels and other flunk day supplies!

Has anyone seen any actual suspicious activity? Flunk preparations do not necessitate Flunk Day.

The windows in the mailroom were covered. <--- pics or it didn't happen.

A girl who graduated last year who works at the Landmark says Roger and Ann Taylor were in for dinner tonight!

April 17th

12 am-- Trash bags covering the windows in the mail room. WENT NUTS.

Sherwood Kiraly is not teaching a class today <--- OBVIOUSLY FLUNK DAY!

Zumba is cancelled for tomorrow. Clearly it will be Flunk Day!

this would be the perfect day to have flunk day!!! just enough time to get cleaned up before admitted students day on the 20th and have campus looking nice for installation week.

Henry, caf worker, claims the food order will arrive on the 16th. They wouldn't want the food to spoil, would they? <---Has the food shipment arrived? <-- Can anyone confirm? This could be HUGE

Overheard two caf workers saying "Tuesday is going to be awful." Preparations for the delicious breakfast bar already??!!<---You know a freshman wrote this because breakfast is the worst meal of Flunk Day, and never a bar. <---I wish it was a bar<--Helmet is trying to kill us by giving us only orange juice and tiny bagels to soak up the booze.<---I believe they are pronounce BAGels.

Ryan Stoens seen taking Extra Protein its gotta on this day. <-----CONFIRMED...THIS COULD BE HUGE, He usually lays off the stuff during season so there must be a special occasion...FLUNK?<---- poor guy is an addict.<__ should put that stuff to work on the mud pit! <---rumor has it he may have helped for about 15 minutes last year, hes done his part <- Clearly some baseball guys <----Clearly somebody has a hatred for the baseball team, which I personally do not see. I mean have you guys seen them in those baseball pants?? Clearly going to be FLUNK<-- bunch of freshman nicknames clearly dont know crap about what theyre talkinabout!! <---Damn freshmen baseball players, Make a play sparrow...pussy <---- Who is Ryan Stoens? Quit talking about randos. This isn't the Baseball Wiki-Its the Flunk Day wiki Losers.<---Shut up Lahti, give us Hoff back <----CONFIRMED...we miss him...also good creative name<-- AGREED/ Double CONFIRMED THIS IS BIIIIIIG!!! <----------------- LOL! oops. well shit. also he has not been with me all day and you can have him anytime you want. besides the point.<-- We shall take him THAN! <-- he is all yours!

Seniors seen stocking up at Wal-Mart on bottles, glitter and ALCOHOL!!! It is not too early for Flunk Day!!! IT IS TOMORROW. <------Confirmed. Saw them 2. But where's this mudpit?? <----- AGREED. DIG THE GOD DAMN MUDPIT<---Also agreed. Stupid ass people and their lack of digging. Show a little respect for classic video games. (yes, clutch Dig Dug reference)<------------Knox folks spotted at Hy-Vee Liquor. Stocking up for some flunkage? <---CONFIRMED!!<-- heard there is a mulcher on its way mudpit is about TO BE DOMINATED!!!!!<---If by mulcher you mean Kelly Ricketts, then yes the mud pit is about to be dominated.

Overheard Coach Eisele, a.k.a. the Athletic Director, saying that there was no way that the students would expect Flunk Day tomorrow because of the "rescheduled" baseball game. Was also told that later on in the day he laughed maniacally and twirled an imaginary mustache.<----Mustache CONFIRMED!!

Lukas Shaw "if it is flunk day tomorrow, words will not even begin to describe my rage" Its gotta be flunk day tomorrow just to piss him off! THIS IS BIG! HE IS BIG!<------ CONFIRMED! HAVE YOU SEEN THAT GUY? HE'S HUGE!!

The only real thing on the calendar is a flute recital. The Flunk will definitely not be put on hold for a flute recital.

Matt Barry seen walking around with an empty red gasoline can full of dollar bills and change and ordering extra hot hamburgers? TOMORROW IS FLUNK DAY! W1 Anna Casey seen sending text messages with her brain. Calling together her android friar army, perhaps? Guys, this is it.<------- Confirmed. Anna Casey is a boss I've see her move boulders and betas with her wit.

SNU brothers are mixing dark chocolate sizzurp on their porch. The Wonka theme was last year, bros.

A GIANT black cat jumped through the window <--- IT WAS HUGE

Just had two seniors abruptly sign off facebook chat on me. Either i'm a total loser or there's flunk in the air... <--- Confirmed, seniors are acting strange and disappearing. Very suspicious. <--- CONFIRMED!!! 1:51 AM - same here! my roommate is a senior.. not back in the room, he abruptly left earlier.

2:00 AM Jonothan Bass is going to Mcdonald's < ---- CONFIRMED

Here's some conspiracy for you all. The date -> 4/17/12 -> 4+17=21 -> 21/12 -> 12/21 is the day the world is supposed to end. Think about it.

2:30 AM Tomorrow is flunk day, therefore today cannot be the big day.

2:40 AM WHERE ARE THE SENIORS PEOPLE <---- planning a scare <---- CONFIRMED

3:41 AM any activity around mailroom or caf?

6:03 AM: Girls with pans outside Williston! But no email yet, and there probably won't be. Still pretty great.

6:10 AM: FLUNK DAY'S TOMORROW!

MOST LEGIT SCARE EVER. Good job guys. I was checkin my email. <-- CONFIRMED

6:30 AM: Drum circle of seniors in the quads. Poor guys, I think they thought it was Flunk Day ;)

I hope that scare knocked some sense in to Conger-Neal. GROW SOME BALLS AND WORK ON THE DAMN MUDPIT TONIGHT! Sincerely, a concerned senior. <--- CONFIRMED. Some scarers made sure to throw what mud was there at Conger-Neal. Make it happen!

April 18th

The Flunk Day food shipment is supposedly scheduled to arrive on Monday, which would give Wednesday a high probability of being el dia de flunk.

Today is most definitely Flunk Day. A townie walking their dog said they heard word of it. Monmouth's (not as good) equivalent of flunk day was the 17th. Think about it. <--CONFIRMED

Maintenance is going HAM on the lawn care. Today's gotta be the day

April 19th

ZERO EVENTS ON THE CALENDAR: [4] <--- False: That is the performance of an Honors Project as well as the middle of Greek Week. <--- easiest Greek Week event ever!!!! It MUST be Flunk Day!!!<---It doesn't matter when Greek Week is, Flunk day has no limitations! Flunk Day is April 19th<---This could be HUGE!<---That's what she said.

20th is admitted student day -- Amott won't want a Flunked up campus for Friday. <----- Campus is pretty good at cleaning up. Other than the mudpit [which is permanently scarred into the quads. That is, IF IT GETS BUILT], there are few remnants of Flunk Day the day after flunk.

April 20th

Email sent at 6.21 this morning: "MYTH: The Final Flunk cannot happen on a Friday

FACT: The Final Flunk can happen at any time on any day; yet those who predict the final flunk are all in agreement that it has to be a weekday."

Is Jill Gates trying to throw us off!?! By so obviously hinting that it will be a Friday, will students assume that it is too clear to actually be a Friday? And therefore, making a Friday Final Flunk Extravaganza a MEGA SURPRISE?!

This also could apply to April 27th.

This is an admitted students day. There is no way Flunk Day will be today or Thursday.

April 25th

Zazen meditation is the only event on the calendar. Is it Flunk or is it foolery?

They added a photo exhibit to the schedule, but it's at the Civic Art Center. Trying to throw us off the scent of Flunk?

Sam Martone's official prediction says sam martone sucks. So he obviously does <--CONFIRMED <-- DOUBLE CONFIRMED <--THIS COULD BE HUGE

This is definitely the day of flunk just going on a whim here

If this isn't the sanctioned date of Flunk Day, the school should revolt and flunk anyways. No more scares. GIVE US THE FINAL FLUNK!

April 27th

If FlunkFood was delivered Monday, April 16th, this would be the last day to serve fresh food.

May 1st

Another conspicuous day of events: Spanish Table, Photo Exhibit, Red Room, and a Family Planning Booth. The Chicago Knox Club Alumni Relations proclaims May first as Flunk Day

May 2nd

Flunk Day!

Guys, this was the date of Flunk Day last year. They wouldn't do it on the exact same day twice in a row... or would they? <----CONFIRMED they would!

May 8th

What are these fake showcases? Will they wait until Teresa is officially our President to bring the flunk? <---yes! there is too much planning that goes into events like the installation to flunk it up with Flunk Day.

May 8th is the perfect Flunk Day.

May 9th

Once again, only meditation..is it too late for flunk? <---It is never too late for FLUNK. When will you people learn. Goddamn it!!! There is no hope for this world if you can't wrap your infant like brain around this!

Arnold Salgado wishes for this day to be flunk day!

May 10th

Another "showcase" or flunk?? <--Showcase CANCELED! THIS COULD BE HUGE!!<--COnfirmed. Does the obvious "CANCELLED" label instead of removal mean something?

Playwright's Workshop was added to the calendar, but if they waited that long to send it in, it won't FLUNKing matter!