Flunk Day 2016

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Long ago in a galaxy far far away...

"If people don't play in the mud pit next year, I'm not donating to Knox... I will be withholding all ten of my dollars... Apparently there were a combination of factors that caused its downfall [in 2015]. But as our nation's first president, Bruce Springsteen, once said, 'maybe everything that dies someday comes back.'" - Roger Taylor

Wednesday, March 23rd

Let the games begin bitches!!

Flunk Day planners-- Cassie McLaughlin? <-- CONFIRMED, I heard from her last term that she's planning again!! Kati stemple? <-- CONFIRMED! Heard Kati has a class she can skip a paper in? Indicatory of the flunk, perhaps? Vlad Papancea? Naomi Morishita?<--NOT CONFIRMED, sophomore

[1:34pm] Kati stemple spotted at Dollar General buying two Flunk Day jugs. Double fisting? Edward Flunky Hands? Predicting an early Flunk!

Thursday, March 24th

Tonight is the night - where we will learn the flunk theme and the first friar hopefuls will sign up. Place your bets and predictions here:

The Flunk Awakens?

The Flunk Games?

Super Flunk? Guardians of the Flunk?

Medieval Flunk? The Knights of the Flunk?

What will it be?

[5:37] Helmut Mayer (or his evil twin???) spotted at Walmart. Flunk Day Confirmed

[8:48] The theme has been revealed: Night of the Living Flunk <-- CONFIRMED!! We have zombies

Sunday, March 27th

[3:12pm] Jesus spotted rising from the dead. ZOMBIE. The flunk must be upon us.

[4:20pm] Praise it. Blaze it. Easter Flunk.

Tuesday, March 29

Too early for Flunk? I say it's NEVER too early to Flunk <-- CONFIRMED, Flunk Day is tomorrow

[7:41pm] Lights spotted still on in the Campus Life office long after all other offices are closed. Making last minute preparations or just putting in extra hours to prepare for an early Flunk this year? THIs COuLD BE HUgE

Friday, April 15th

Last Admitted Students Day - All dates from here on out are fair game <-- Flunk Day has happened on Admitted Students Day before. Tomorrow is always Flunk Day. Never loose hope. The velociraptors will catch you otherwise. <--- tru <--- But it's also a Friday. They would be breaking a lot of cardinal rules of the Flunk for it to be on this day.

Friday, April 22nd

Earth Day Flunk Day? <-- Predictions of an early Flunk abound, so perhaps. Also, what's better for the Earth than all of those lovely, decomposing Zombie bodies?

Friday, April 29th

This was Flunk Day last year.

It's Emma Downing's birthday. Emma predicted that flunk day would be 4/29 last year. This year too?

"Flunk Day is definitely going to be on my birthday." --Oracular prediction from Emma Downing.

Thursday, May 5th

Ahh the long awaited Cinco de Flunko - will it finally be upon us?

Monday, May 9th

"No need for the wikifire. It's May 9th." - Jonathan Powers

Last Year's Flunk

Flunk Day 2015