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Likes: [[financial impregnability]], eating souls, tenure, overly-complicated doomsday devices, long walks on the beach (of despair)
 
Likes: [[financial impregnability]], eating souls, tenure, overly-complicated doomsday devices, long walks on the beach (of despair)
  
Dislikes: [[hippy|hippies]], puppies, mud pits, [[alcohol|joy]], [[Flunk_Day|the laughter of children]], sunlight, and loud music
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Dislikes: [[hippy|hippies]], puppies, mud pits, [[alcohol|joy]], [[Flunk_Day|the laughter of children]], sunlight, fucking, and loud music
  
 
Notable accomplices: [[Campus Safety]], [[Student Senate]], [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonid_Brezhnev Leonid Brezhnev]
 
Notable accomplices: [[Campus Safety]], [[Student Senate]], [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonid_Brezhnev Leonid Brezhnev]

Revision as of 10:22, 16 May 2007

"The Man". Must be fought at all costs.

The administration is a group of dark wizards who rule from atop the ivory tower (aka Old Main) with an iron fist.


Likes: financial impregnability, eating souls, tenure, overly-complicated doomsday devices, long walks on the beach (of despair)

Dislikes: hippies, puppies, mud pits, joy, the laughter of children, sunlight, fucking, and loud music

Notable accomplices: Campus Safety, Student Senate, Leonid Brezhnev