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- dresses like Paddington the bear (insult to the actual paddington. goated movie though) | - dresses like Paddington the bear (insult to the actual paddington. goated movie though) | ||
- claims multiple women have slept with him. (its a lie though) | - claims multiple women have slept with him. (its a lie though) | ||
| − | - incel i guess | + | - incel (i guess???) |
| − | - doesn't wear underwear under his soccer shorts DURING PRACTICE (showing off for | + | - doesn't wear underwear under his soccer shorts DURING PRACTICE (like okay buddy, showing off for ur soccer boys i guess) |
| + | - the reason the phrase "i choose the bear" exists (but NOT paddington the bear) | ||
| + | - once burned down an orphanage | ||
| + | - all his soccer bros defend him (bunch of bench warmers too. but tbf, no one takes the soccer team serious lmao) | ||
Revision as of 18:20, 27 February 2025
- campus creep fr - women are SCARED of him (not a flex buddy) - he's for some reason obsessed with gay people (hence the rumor: he's gay) - watch out for this guy - dresses like Paddington the bear (insult to the actual paddington. goated movie though) - claims multiple women have slept with him. (its a lie though) - incel (i guess???) - doesn't wear underwear under his soccer shorts DURING PRACTICE (like okay buddy, showing off for ur soccer boys i guess) - the reason the phrase "i choose the bear" exists (but NOT paddington the bear) - once burned down an orphanage - all his soccer bros defend him (bunch of bench warmers too. but tbf, no one takes the soccer team serious lmao)
