Molly Nicholas

Molly does not usually have a mustache

Molly Nicholas was a sophomore - sort of - who grew up in Colorado - sort of. She will soon leave Knox College to attend a clown conservatory in San Francisco.

You can read her blog about her experiences here.

Ancestry

Her parents most recently moved from Egypt. Her younger brother recently graduated from high school there, and had his graduation ceremony at the Pyramids.

Her great-great-grandmother was named Crescentia. This has allegedly had no impact on Molly.

Habits and Routines

She has a propensity to go to bed extremely early, but while she's awake she is usually at dance rehearsal or doing something slightly strange - like climbing trees on campus.

She lived in Townhouse B during the 2006-2007 school year.

She is the lightest of lightweights and usually starts conspiratorially shushing people when she's drunk.

Molly is rather afraid of people not wearing underwear and has been attributed with the phrase "Molly is a NOOOODLE".

Molly shared a room with the "sassy" Elizabeth Barrios--or "the cow of natural beauty"--during the 2006-2007 school year. Elizabeth is allegedly very sad over the loss of such a quirky roommate. She's already in the lookout for another clown to room with in the future.

Molly loves baby Knox squirrels but hates the older ones because they are fat. This probably stems from her concern about the scourge of squirrel diabetes that is so prevalent on the Knox campus.

Quotes

"I'm a NOOOOODLE!!!"

"You are the cow of natural beauty. I think I just called you a cow, but I did it out of love"