Molly Nicholas
Molly Nicholas was a sophomore - sort of - who grew up in Colorado - sort of. In May 2007, she decided she had so much class that she didn't need any more, and she dropped out of Knox College to attend a clown conservatory in San Francisco.
You can read her blog about her experiences here. She has another blog, but you probably aren't cool enough to know about it. If you do know about it, try to avoid going through the archives because some of that stuff Molly regrets putting on the Internet. ("I know! I'll get a blog and post private stuff about myself and my friends! Then when it blows up in my face I'll .... Um.... Anyway! To the Internet!") She has a moral objection to editing a blog, however, so on the Internet it will stay.
Ancestry[edit]
Her parents most recently moved from Egypt. Her younger brother recently graduated from high school there, and had his graduation ceremony at the Pyramids.
Her great-great-grandmother was named Crescentia. This has allegedly had no impact on Molly.
Habits and Routines[edit]
Molly has a tendency to gravitate towards odd jobs. Thus far, she has been paid to work in the British Foreign Consulate finding forged documents in visa applications, to walk around a tech conference in a safari suit, to ride around on a segway to the delight of tourists, and to flirt with awkward men at confidence-building sessions. She was recently turned down for a position as "oyster-shucker". I guess her resume didn't demonstrate her shucking potential. Those mother shuckers.
Molly has a tendency to day-dream about contortion poses, and she was recently photographed doing contortion. With clown makeup on. And nothing else.
She lived in Townhouse B during the 2006-2007 school year. She currently resides in San Francisco, in a house with five other clowns.
Molly shared a room with the "sassy" Elizabeth Barrios--or "the Cow of Natural Beauty"--during the 2006-2007 school year. Elizabeth is allegedly very sad over the loss of such a quirky roommate. She's already in the lookout for another clown to room with in the future.
Molly loves living in San Francisco, but word on the street is that she misses everyone at Knox a "whole Mollyball of a lot." She is coming back to visit sometime during the 2008 - 2009 school year. Prepare yourselves.
Right now she probably really has to pee.
Quotes[edit]
"I'm a NOOOOODLE!!!"
"You are the cow of natural beauty. I think I just called you a cow, but I did it out of love"
