Difference between revisions of "Alex Robertson"
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[[Image:AlexRobertson.jpg|thumb|350px|right|Alex, reenacting the traumatic experience of being shoved into a dryer by a three-hundred pound cross between a gorilla and a polar bear.]] | [[Image:AlexRobertson.jpg|thumb|350px|right|Alex, reenacting the traumatic experience of being shoved into a dryer by a three-hundred pound cross between a gorilla and a polar bear.]] | ||
| − | Alex Robertson '11 attended the infamous Sellew prospie party. He is a [[vegetarian]]. He plays the electric violin, which makes [[John Lane]] happy. He will be residing in [[Seymour 3B]] for 2007-2008. | + | Alex Robertson '11 attended the infamous Sellew [[prospie party]]. He is a [[vegetarian]]. He plays the electric violin, which makes [[John Lane]] happy. He will be residing in [[Seymour 3B]] for 2007-2008. |
He plans to major in creative writing but really has no idea, like all other creative writing majors. | He plans to major in creative writing but really has no idea, like all other creative writing majors. | ||
| − | Alex is half Scottish, a quarter Irish, two thirds Canadian, and one sixty fourth Spanish (causing him to break into garbled spanish phrases upon consumption of the most minute amount of alcohol). | + | Alex is half Scottish, a quarter Irish, two thirds Canadian, and one sixty fourth Spanish (causing him to break into garbled spanish phrases upon consumption of the most minute amount of [[alcohol]]). |
He also enjoys writing drunken poetry on people's white boards during the wee hours of the morning. | He also enjoys writing drunken poetry on people's white boards during the wee hours of the morning. | ||
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[[Category:Students]] | [[Category:Students]] | ||
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Revision as of 17:36, 24 April 2008
Alex Robertson '11 attended the infamous Sellew prospie party. He is a vegetarian. He plays the electric violin, which makes John Lane happy. He will be residing in Seymour 3B for 2007-2008.
He plans to major in creative writing but really has no idea, like all other creative writing majors.
Alex is half Scottish, a quarter Irish, two thirds Canadian, and one sixty fourth Spanish (causing him to break into garbled spanish phrases upon consumption of the most minute amount of alcohol).
He also enjoys writing drunken poetry on people's white boards during the wee hours of the morning.
He never takes a tray in the Caf because he has determined that the amount of food that can fit onto one plate is exactly proportional to the size of the human stomach, and therefore one should not consume more than said plate.
