Difference between revisions of "Hali Engelman"
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[[Image:Hali.jpg|thumbnail|200px|right|Hali is silly]] | [[Image:Hali.jpg|thumbnail|200px|right|Hali is silly]] | ||
| − | Affectionately known as "Hali [[Hipster]]" or "Hayrey", this girl jizzes at any mention of Joanna Newsom. If you see her around, she's probably wearing one of her five T-shirts, skinny jeans | + | Affectionately known as "Hali [[Hipster]]" or "Hayrey", this girl jizzes at any mention of Joanna Newsom. If you see her around, she's probably wearing one of her five T-shirts, skinny jeans, and a hoodie that's only zipped up partway. Her head is usually half-covered either by the hood of her sweater or her black floppy knit hat thing. |
If you value your general well-being, you should ask Hali to play you songs on her guitar, to sing to you, and to allow you to stare into her beautiful eyes, preferably all at the same time. | If you value your general well-being, you should ask Hali to play you songs on her guitar, to sing to you, and to allow you to stare into her beautiful eyes, preferably all at the same time. | ||
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Notable quotations include: | Notable quotations include: | ||
* I wish this school wasn't so aware of itself. | * I wish this school wasn't so aware of itself. | ||
| − | * Don't poke the pope. He's got to pray for me. And [[John Perleberg|John]] | + | * Don't poke the pope. He's got to pray for me. And [[John Perleberg|John]]. |
[[Category:Class of 2013]] [[Category:Students]] | [[Category:Class of 2013]] [[Category:Students]] | ||
Revision as of 15:03, 11 August 2010
Affectionately known as "Hali Hipster" or "Hayrey", this girl jizzes at any mention of Joanna Newsom. If you see her around, she's probably wearing one of her five T-shirts, skinny jeans, and a hoodie that's only zipped up partway. Her head is usually half-covered either by the hood of her sweater or her black floppy knit hat thing.
If you value your general well-being, you should ask Hali to play you songs on her guitar, to sing to you, and to allow you to stare into her beautiful eyes, preferably all at the same time.
Notable quotations include:
- I wish this school wasn't so aware of itself.
- Don't poke the pope. He's got to pray for me. And John.
