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Portland, Oregon is pretty cool. People from there are really into the fact that they're from there, just like everyone else from anywhere that doesn't suck.
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Portland, Oregon is pretty cool.
  
 
Portland, Oregon features one of the biggest book stores ever. At one city block square and 6 floors high, [[Powell's Books]] is pretty freaking huge.  
 
Portland, Oregon features one of the biggest book stores ever. At one city block square and 6 floors high, [[Powell's Books]] is pretty freaking huge.  

Revision as of 20:10, 12 May 2007

Portland, Oregon is pretty cool.

Portland, Oregon features one of the biggest book stores ever. At one city block square and 6 floors high, Powell's Books is pretty freaking huge.

People from Portland are coffee snobs. Good coffee doesn't exist in the midwest, although Kaldi's gets kind of close sort of. Conversations about coffee with Portland residents are best avoided, they might make you cry.

People from Portland are also all gay (at least a little bit).

Portland, Oregon is home to hipsters. Many people from Portland go to Knox, which is a little strange given the distance. Most assume Portland residents are lured by the good looks of Paul Steenis — Dean of Admissions and head of recruitment in the Pacific Northwest.