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- Portugal paddington aka Predator Paddington (cause it’s more fitting) was some soccer guy from Portugal who was known for being a sexual harasser. He tries to go along with the nickname “Portugal paddington” but everyone knows he’s butthurt about it | - Portugal paddington aka Predator Paddington (cause it’s more fitting) was some soccer guy from Portugal who was known for being a sexual harasser. He tries to go along with the nickname “Portugal paddington” but everyone knows he’s butthurt about it | ||
| + | - racist, homophobic, transphobic, sexist, misogynistic, antisemitic, arrogant, uneducated, dumb,perverted,bitchless | ||
- campus creep fr | - campus creep fr | ||
- women are SCARED of him (not a flex buddy) | - women are SCARED of him (not a flex buddy) | ||
| − | - he's for some reason obsessed with gay people (hence the rumor: he's gay) | + | - he's for some reason obsessed with gay people (hence the rumor: he's gay) |
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- dresses like Paddington the bear (insult to the actual Paddington. goated movie though) | - dresses like Paddington the bear (insult to the actual Paddington. goated movie though) | ||
- claims multiple women have slept with him. (it's a lie though) | - claims multiple women have slept with him. (it's a lie though) | ||
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- the reason the phrase "i choose the bear" exists (but NOT Paddington the bear) | - the reason the phrase "i choose the bear" exists (but NOT Paddington the bear) | ||
- once burned down an orphanage | - once burned down an orphanage | ||
| − | - all his soccer bros defend him ( | + | - all his soccer bros defend him, bunch of dick riders (and benchwarmers) |
| + | - looks like he eats kids | ||
| + | - with the amount of women who are scared of him and the amount of soccer buys defending him, he might as well date one of his soccer boys (edit: he poste a yikyak coming out as gay) | ||
| + | - watch out for this guy, he’s creepy and weird | ||
Revision as of 23:26, 27 February 2025
- Portugal paddington aka Predator Paddington (cause it’s more fitting) was some soccer guy from Portugal who was known for being a sexual harasser. He tries to go along with the nickname “Portugal paddington” but everyone knows he’s butthurt about it - racist, homophobic, transphobic, sexist, misogynistic, antisemitic, arrogant, uneducated, dumb,perverted,bitchless - campus creep fr - women are SCARED of him (not a flex buddy) - he's for some reason obsessed with gay people (hence the rumor: he's gay) - dresses like Paddington the bear (insult to the actual Paddington. goated movie though) - claims multiple women have slept with him. (it's a lie though) - incel (i guess???) - doesn't wear underwear under his soccer shorts DURING PRACTICE (like okay buddy, showing off for ur soccer boys i guess) - the reason the phrase "i choose the bear" exists (but NOT Paddington the bear) - once burned down an orphanage - all his soccer bros defend him, bunch of dick riders (and benchwarmers) - looks like he eats kids - with the amount of women who are scared of him and the amount of soccer buys defending him, he might as well date one of his soccer boys (edit: he poste a yikyak coming out as gay) - watch out for this guy, he’s creepy and weird
