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==Actual date ==
 
  
Flunk day 2007 occurred on May 8. Here follows the official flunk day e-mail.
 
 
This is it...FLUNK DAY 2007...FINALLY :-) More Myth vs. Fact...
 
 
Fact...TODAY (Tuesday) is in fact Flunk Day 2007!
 
 
Myth...Prof. Larry Breitborde, Academic Dean, will cut his hair and shave his beard on this day of Flunk so as not to be confused with the late Jerry Garcia...
 
 
Fact...The Mud Pit is DANGEROUS...Reports yesterday noted that glass, rocks, and other nasty things are in the pit including pieces of a suite telephone.  Please remember that the mud pit is NOT a part of Flunk Day and if you go in you do so at your own risk...
 
 
Myth...or Fact...The Friars are a part of history - we shall see!!!
 
 
Fact...Flunk Day is great fun for one and all...
 
 
Take care of one another and welcome to Flunk Day 2007...remember
 
that it is up to all of us to keep one another safe and have a great time!
 
 
See you all "out there" at Flunk Day 2007!
 
 
-Xav ier
 
5.15 a.m.
 
Tuesday
 
8 May 2007
 
"The Official Day of Flunk!"
 
 
 
=== Video ===
 
'''Paint Fight'''
 
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Video of the Flunk Day paint fight. The paint fight was not a scheduled event, even though a lot of people thought it was.
 
 
Also see [[Seymour 2]].
 
 
===Rumors For===
 
His Excellency, Zhou Wenzhong, the Ambassador of China is supposed to stay overnight Monday. This is, perhaps, unlikely for a man of his stature. It is hard to imagine the Chinese Ambassador staying in the Best Western Prairie Inn.
 
 
Additionally, [[Maddi Weiland|Madeline Weiland]] was also asked to babysit for professor Jason Helfer as he claimed to be hosting the Chinese Ambassador for dinner on Tuesday, however, he has since canceled these plans.
 
 
A student had a friend call from Colorado and tell the [[Office of Admissions]] that she was visiting [[Augustana]] and [[Monmouth]] on Tuesday, May 8, and she was wondering if she could come by [[Knox]] and get a [[tour]]. Reportedly, admissions responded by saying, "Uhhh, no, that won't work out." When the student asked why not, they said, "Well, Tuesday is our spring carnival; we call it [[Flunk Day]]."
 
 
===Rumors Against===
 
The [[Environmental Racism]] class has a very big day trip to Chicago scheduled May 8, and it could not be canceled. 28 of 40 students went. The schools' administration refused to disclose that it was on Tuesday to the professors who had asked months in advance whether Tue 8th may was going to be flunk day. When it was rescheduled after the April 30th debacle the class' trip was not taken into consideration.
 
 
The [[baseball team]] has an away game May 8 against [[Grinnell College]] that has been rescheduled twice already. (This could be for or against. Basically, if someone says, "It can't be [[Flunk Day]] Tuesday because the baseball team has a game," you can respond that it was already rescheduled twice so it could still be [[Flunk Day]] because they rescheduled it and may not have been able to avoid it.)
 
  
 
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Revision as of 18:24, 18 May 2007

The Union Board in Seymour Union, 2007

Flunk Day 2007 occurred on May 8!! But it is still tomorrow.

Events

The Mud Pit

Residents of Neal 1 dug up the mud pit and removed dangerous items such as shards of glass and metal shrapnel weeks before flunk day. Later facilities filled the mud pit with sand but the intrepid residents dug a large amount of the sand out, and moved the rest to the edges. Neal 1 also bought over 20 bags of topsoil to load into the mud pit. Facilities took 7 of those bags, although 5 were later recovered by an undisclosed party.

Two residents of Neal/Conger protest the sanding of the mud pit.
The aftermath, further evidence that 1200 drunk college students equals the explosive power of 3 sticks of dynamite.

The night before Flunk Day Neal 1 was made aware that Flunk Day was tomorrow when students spotted a truck with the teacup rides parked not far from campus. This was all the confirmation the group needed; residents attached a hose to the faucet on the side of Conger to fill the mud pit while others filled trash cans with hot water from the showers. The sand in the mud pit loosened the clay-heavy soil leading to even more mud, and it's generally accepted that the sand did nothing but make the mud pit bigger.


Around 6:00 AM facilities tried once more to shovel sand back into the mud pit but members of Neal/Conger dove in to the mud pit to save it. Not soon after the entire school joined them.

Some argue administration-deposited sand did more damage to the students' bodies than whatever had been in there before.


Neal 1 will continue the tradition and persevere through any obstacles the administration erects.



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