Polina Blintsovskaya

The name is Poli, not Polly, as some people seem to think. "Polly ate a cracker" or any smart-ass Parrot jokes will not be tolerated. If someone does commit this transgression, they will be punished in the following ways: A) The Bronx B) Banishment to Siberia C) Listen to Britney Spears 24/7 D) Be pecked to death by all the world's Parrots C) All of the above. A certain Knox professor who did throw a bad Parrot joke at Poli, and you know who you are, BEWARE! Other than that, Poli likes the TV shows South Park and Firefly, enjoys reading Terry Pratchett, plans to join Peace Corps after graduation, wants to adopt Missy Ann and The Beast, is proudly Russian, and her heroes are Dina M and Kira F, a.k.a mom and grandma. Cheers.