Polina Blintsovskaya

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The name is Poli, not Polly, as some people seem to think. "Polly ate a cracker" or any smart-ass Parrot jokes will not be tolerated. If someone does commit this transgression, they will be punished in the following ways: A) The Bronx B) Banishment to Siberia C) Forced listen to K-Fed 24/7 D) Be pecked to death by all the world's Parrots (Parrots are her minions, unless they decide to unionize) E) All of the above. Other than that, Poli likes the TV shows South Park, Firefly, and Ugly Betty, enjoys reading Terry Pratchett, plans to join Peace Corps after graduation, wants to adopt Missy Ann and The Beast, is proudly Russian, and her heroes are Dina M and Kira M, a.k.a mom and grandma. She likes listening to Johnny Cash, Linkin Park, and Broadway Soundtracks, and she hates boiled vegetables, pedophiles, and getting up early. She has recently started a knife/weapon collection. Not at Knox. Back home, in NJ. Class of '09. Poli's nickname is Peaches.

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