Derek Hayes

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Commonly known as 'Butters', Derek is notably the shit, the greatest, and the bomb. He can only grow hair on one side of his chest. It has been rumored that, at a certain stage of intoxication, he has been known to offer his virginity to females.

He is the president of Sigma Chi.