Jaime Spacco

Jaime Spacco is the most recent addition to the CS faculty, joining the department in Fall 2010. He's taught intro-level, 262, and 317 during his short tenure here.

Quotes

-"I don't care if you enslave Santa's elves... Do they have a union?... How big are elves? Why are they in the North Pole? (Pause) Are they descended from penguins?"
-"But I love the SMC!" *strokes the wall fondly*
-"*after long set-up involving variables-medieval peasants comparison* 'Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony...' (Excited pause) I've been waiting to do that all year."
-"I just assume every college has tunnels."
-"Im going to use my laser pointer. All right, open wide! Who wants theory retnas burned?"
-" . This is a dot. Also known as a period!"