Umbeck Science-Mathematics Center

The Sharvy G. Umbeck Science-Mathematics Center is usually called "smack," but it is not made of heroin.

It contains the SMC library and a lot of SMC rats.

Students who study the humanities, arts and social sciences are often confused by the odd layout of SMC. They will wander its corridors for hours futilely looking for the room where someone will fix their laptops for them until, tired and weak, they are subjected to cruel experimentation at the hands of Psychology majors.