Jordan Watkins

Jordan Peter Watkins is one of the most intelligent students to grace the Knox campus in recent history. He is a Math and Physics double major, but recently got bored with Physics because it was too easy for him. In his spare time, JPW likes beating anyone who'll fight him at Melee, figuring things out, working on his Honors Project, playing the pianoforte, and short girls, to name a few.

Honors Thesis

Jordan produced approximately 70 pages of math proofs as a supplimental text to a graduate level math book that did a poor job with some things. The honors "thing" (is it a paper, a text, a book?) included Chapter 0 and looks dead sexy because it was typeset using LaTex.

Words of Wisdom

Avoid taking any class with Jordan if you want to look like the smartest kid in the class, especially in Physics, Math, Creative Writing, and Philosophy (Note: JPW has never taken a Creative Writing course, but he still knows more about stories than you do). Trying to prove that you are smarter than him only makes you look worse.

JPW is a nice kid, folks. He's friendly to everyone, and he really likes talking about just about anything you care about. Don't be afraid of him. Just don't try to show him up.