Lesbian

Lesbians are girls who like girls.

Boys who like boys are gay. Girls or boys who like both girls and boys are bisexual. Boys who like just girls or girls who like just boys are straight. Fuck, this shit is confusing.

There are several openly lesbian women at Knox. They are mostly dating each other.

To confuse matters, most of the girls at Knox are actually pretty bisexual.

Squirrels

Additionally, some Knox students have discovered a direct correlation to the number of lesbians to squirrels in particular areas of campus. When there are more squirrels outside (ie nice weather), there are more lesbians within sight. The inverse happens during the cooler months.