Philip Bennett

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"YEAH...YEAH"

"ARF ARF"

Philip Bennett was the meek servant of the Conger 4 overlords in 2011-12. He is primarily characterized by his orange hat, affable demeanor, penchant for "thumb-thrusting," and love for dogs, girls from Boston, and "Portugal. The Man". He suffered a blow in 2012 when it was posited that "Portugal. The Man." was perhaps only okay. He seems to have recovered since.

Fun fact: He is Jewish.