Yuppies
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Yuppies, or young urban professionals, spawn from the Wrigleyville region of Chicago. The males can be identified by their popped collars, Northface jackets, and cavalier treatment of $1500 Blackberries. The women can usually be seen barhopping in the middle of winter in a miniskirt and 4-inch heels, pretending that she's not cold and that her feet don't hurt. Yuppies should be shot on sight. This may not be legal in states where euthanasia has not passed into law, but Good Samaritan laws usually favor the defendant.
