Peter Schwartzman

The Greenest of Green, and when it comes to Scrabble, the Meanest of Mean, Peter Schwartzman is a man you should know and love. The king of the Environmental Studies Department, Peter leads his troops like Patton, rallying them to go out and save the world. Has very cute kids, and at one time in his life had the most potent mustache this side of the Mississippi. However, his computer desktop is a black hole of icons that only make sense to him.

Peter is a huge bigfoot enthusiast. Seriously, he will talk about it for hours.

scrabble skillz cannot be overstated. he wrote FOUR BOOKS about scrabble. seriously.