Alex Enyart
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Alex is the anarchist president of Knox Democrats and director of Knox Students for Barack Obama. He is a Sigma Nu. He is from Belleville, Illinois, some weird town located in Southern Illinois, across the river from Tom Fucoloro's city of Saint Louis. When not listening to Wilco in his room, Alex can be found riding his bike around, wrecking havoc on the Sigma Nu house, or preparing for an outbreak of the zombie virus. He is a professional & trained barrista, elevator operator, canine fitness trainer, feed store manager, ninja, zombie exterminator, film critic, show security guard, mosh/skank pit supervisor, lifeguard, Eagle Scout, Boy Scout Counselor/Area Director, race car driver, landscape architect, and professional bodyguard. He grows best in full sunlight with plenty of water, lots of love, and organic fertilizer. Alex Enyart also tends to sleepwalk. He has, while sleeping, tried to explain to awake persons that it does not matter if he climbs in the wrong bed because he was "in Chicago regardless." Additionally, Alex has used his sleepwalking as an excuse for errant pissing incidents.
