Jordan Watkins

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Jordan Peter Watkins is one of the most intelligent students to grace the Knox campus in recent history. He is a Math and Physics double major, but recently got bored with Physics because it was too easy for him. In his spare time, JPW likes beating anyone who'll fight him at Melee, figuring things out, working on his Honors Project, playing the pianoforte, and short girls, to name a few.

Words of Wisdom

Avoid taking any class with Jordan, especially in Physics, Math, Creative Writing, and Music. Trying to prove that you are smarter than him only makes you look worse.