Beverages

Beverages are liquids marketed and consumed by humans. Some beverages are flammable. If you drink many flammable beverages, you will get drunk. If you drink flammable beverages when you are drunk, you will get alcohol poisoning.

Some beverages are not flammable. Examples of this include water, Vitamin Water, tea, coffee, and carbonated sugar-water. The name attributed to carbonated-sugar water is the root of one of history's most insipid arguments, the Soda vs. Pop debate, which started at the dawn of time.

On campus, you can buy non-flammable beverages at the Gizmo, C-Store/Outpost, and Grab 'n' Go, as well as in vending machines. Off-campus, you can buy all kinds of beverages at Quick Sam's Convenience Convenient (otherwise known as the Quick-Stop, Quickie, BP, and "that creepy gas station where I heard someone got shot that one time.) and at Hyvee.