Molly Nicholas
Molly Nicholas was a sophomore - sort of - who grew up in Colorado - sort of. She recently left Knox College to attend a clown conservatory in San Francisco.
You can read her blog about her experiences here. She has another blog, but you probably aren't cool enough to know about it. If you do know about it, try to avoid going through the archives because some of that stuff Molly regrets putting on the Internet. ("I know! I'll get a blog and post private stuff about myself and my friends! Then when it blows up in my face I'll .... - Um.... Anyway! To the Internet!") She has a moral objection to editing a blog, however, so on the Internet it will stay.
She no longer has facebook. The best way to contact her is through her clown blog.
Ancestry
Her parents most recently moved from Egypt. Her younger brother recently graduated from high school there, and had his graduation ceremony at the Pyramids.
Her great-great-grandmother was named Crescentia. This has allegedly had no impact on Molly.
Habits and Routines
Molly has a tendency to gravitate towards odd jobs. Thus far, she has been paid to work in a foreign embassy processing visa applications, walk around a tech conference in a safari suit, ride around on a segway to the delight of tourists, and flirt with awkward men at confidence-building sessions. She is currently in the running for a job as "oyster-shucker."
She has a propensity to go to bed extremely early, but while she's awake she is usually at dance rehearsal or doing something slightly strange - like climbing trees on campus, or rearranging all of the furniture in her room. Her current hobbies include picking up clothing and furniture off of the street in San Francisco, and hitting people in the face with inflatable balls.
She lived in Townhouse B during the 2006-2007 school year. She currently resides in San Francisco, where the train conductors are comfortable with 3'-tall porcelain pedestal sinks being carried in their vehicles.
She is the lightest of lightweights and usually starts conspiratorially shushing people when she's drunk.
Molly is rather afraid of people not wearing underwear and has been attributed with the phrase "Molly is a NOOOODLE".
Molly shared a room with the "sassy" Elizabeth Barrios--or "the Cow of Natural Beauty"--during the 2006-2007 school year. Elizabeth is allegedly very sad over the loss of such a quirky roommate. She's already in the lookout for another clown to room with in the future.
Molly loves baby Knox squirrels but hates the older ones because they are fat. This probably stems from her concern about the scourge of squirrel diabetes that is so prevalent on the Knox campus.
Quotes
"I'm a NOOOOODLE!!!"
"You are the cow of natural beauty. I think I just called you a cow, but I did it out of love"
