Willi Goehring

This guy is legit. You can think whatever you want about him, and he will encourage and not "give a fuck" (as he frequently says) when you to do so. It is very hard to contest his dedication to himself. Not that he's self centered, he's just in the process of becoming self aware and so his legitimacy is contestable only in that he is aware of the process and so he's caught in that whole existential loop thing which he is working his way out of. He also bathes less than the average person, doesn't believe in sleep, and has a religious obsession with poetry and things of the sort. He's legit.

Willi is a taker. He does not give. Deep down he wants to give, but his superficial crust will not allow him to.

He will be living in Steak House for the 2008-2009 school year. STEAK HOUSE IS AWESOME!

You may recall what Edward Young said," We are all born originals-- why is it so many of us die copies"