Kelly Eigenberger

From Colorado, so she thinks she is better than everyone else.

Speaks purely in superlatives.

Known aliases:

Kelly Buttsecs Eigenberger

Kelly Eggburt

Kelly Hamburger

Kerry Buttsex

Really awesome chick that everyone should get to know, if she lets you.

• A side note Nick Price also named a World Of Warcraft character Kellybuttsecs, possibly out of admiration, but probably not...

A sister of Kappa Kappa Gamma