516 South West

516 South West Street is the large, red-brick house across the street from Four-Name. As old as it is, it's actually in good shape and is decidedly nicer than a lot of the housing on campus. Many of the rooms have ceiling fans.

516 was a fraternity house until the 1970s, when the fraternity disbanded due to lack of members. The fraternity in question, Alpha Delta Epsilon, was the fraternity that Roger Taylor was a part of, leading one to believe that he actually lived in 516, though few people know this. Other benefits of living in an old frat house include several urinals scattered in different restrooms throughout the house. Since there are no men living in 516 as of the 2010-2011 school year, they do not get much use, but prove helpful when someone's male friend with bad aim comes to visit.

It has a short-ceilinged, somewhat creepy basement that smells a bit musty, and is home to a dingy kitchen and washer and dryer; the dryer, oddly enough, looks ancient, leading one to wonder if Roger Taylor used that dryer. But probably not.

Last but not least, 516 is home to the most vile fire alarm noise on campus. You have to hear it to believe it. If you are a resident, you can probably attest to this.