Raub-Sellew

Raub-Sellew is home to the infamous Sellew 1, whose prospective student party has gotten them banned from hosting prospectives, and Raub 3, the female outpost of Seymour 2. Located in the exact center of the quads, they suffer from massive fire drills, Flunk Day scares, water wars, mud pits, and general awesomeness coming at them from all sides.

The real downside to living in Raub-Sellew? The showers. Unfortunately, while there are three of them, the showers are lined up in such a way that, in order to enter or exit, one must walk directly through someone else's three feet of cleansing space. In the mornings, there can often be heard shouts of "I'm coming in!" or "Which shower are you in?". Hygiene becomes an issue, as the only way to cover up when you're being invaded is to wrap yourself in one of the slimy, moldy curtains. Said curtains are reported to have seen the Grand Opening of Raub-Sellew; however, they could not be reached for questioning.

Raub 0 was the home to a group of Cave trolls during the 2009-2010 year. All beware those who ventured into this dungeon.

Raub1 was also the home of sumo, water balloons, movie parties, water guns, nerf guns and more. All who approach beware.

2010-2011

The 2010-2011 inhabitants of Raub 1 came up with the first ever recorded code of conduct for the Raub-Sellew suits. They are called The Raub Commandments and read as thus follows:

1. Don't f*ck the fat chick

2. Raub's the sh*t

3. Tollerance is dark

4. Never forget the Raubelisk; take back the pilgrim!

(Read verbatim from the back of a flattened Newports box)

In short: one for the money, two for the motherfuckin haters keep my name in the game, screamin FUCK THE WORLD!