Sell-uts

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"Sell-uts" is the ever endearing term for female first-years living in Sellew. The original Sell-uts inhabited Sellew 2 from 2007-2008 and included Effie Fayer, Casey Patrick, Alison Spataro, Ari Timko, Michelle Kampen, Laura Jorgensen and Tara Orech-all of whom lived together again in Neal 2 from 2008-2009, during which time they made one of the best mud pits flunk day has ever seen. Craziness ensues when sell-uts are together such as meeting Andy Warhol in the hallway, orgy beds, week-long fort camp outs in the suite, wearing four pairs of glasses and that one dancing ball game. Sell-uts are often overheard spoutting such wisdom as "it was intense", and "you smell like weedsicle". "We don't stand bitches but we do stand hoes" is the motto of the Sell-uts, meaning they support "free love" of all kinds without judgement, but do not stand for backstabbing, betrayal, smack talk or bitchassness of any kind, whatsoever.