Sell-uts

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"Sell-uts" is the ever endearing term for female first-years living in Sellew. The original Sell-uts inhabited Sellew 2 from 2007-2008 and lived together again in Neal 2 from 2008-2009, during which time they made one of the best mud pits flunk day has ever seen. The Sell-uts are most notoriously known for their creation of the Jag Wall, a visual representation of Jags at Knox such as the guy who grabs your boob without asking as you pass him at a frat party, which was infamously stolen by haters in the Spring of 2009. Craziness ensues when sell-uts are together such as meeting Andy Warhol in the hallway, orgy beds, week-long fort camp outs in the suite, burning chemistry lab books outside in the quad, wearing four pairs of glasses and that one dancing ball game. Sell-uts are often overheard spouting such wisdom as "it was intense", and "you smell like weedsicle". "We don't stand bitches but we do stand hoes" is the motto of the Sell-uts, meaning they support "free love" of all kinds without judgment, but do not stand for backstabbing, betrayal, smack talk or bitchassness of any kind, whatsoever.