Dan Morgridge

Dan Morgridge (born July 23, 1983), also known as Mook or Li'l Ich, is an American raconteur and man-about-town born in Oak Park, Illinois. In his time at Knox he served as WVKC's RPM director and later as its General Manager, as well as an important (read: loud) member of the ultimate Frisbee team. He graduated from Knox in 2005 with a degree in creative writing. He currently lives in Chicago's Ukrainian Village neighborhood and works as a freelance music journalist and house-creator.

You have a) made out with Dan Morgridge, b) made out with someone who has made out with Dan Morgridge, c) are a complete hermit or a first-year and therefore don't count, or d) are unwittingly all of the above.