Alfano's Pizzeria
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Alfano's Pizzeria is a family restaurant located on Main St. in Galesburg, Illinois. Their pizza is typically ordered after 2:00 AM and while under an altered state of consciousness. Nobody actually likes their pizza, excepting the truly glorious pizza vagina.
You can order one now. But if you are ordering pizza vagina, be sure to call it a stuffed breadstick because otherwise they will get mad at you.
Your order will most likely be delivered by an older gentlemen donning a cowboy hat and more ice around his neck than the Cash Money Millionaires.
Be sure to wait at your door with money in hand, otherwise the cowboy will be angry.
Phone numbers
- 309 343 8718
- 309 341 0288
